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[geminids]

if i had a nickel for every ex who hit me up today i'd be a nickel richer before i even got through my first coffee. gotta love a holiday that makes folks lonely n horny [...] well. y'know

who got the congrats to whoever got the whole florist btw.


[BRIAR]

d'yall do vday [...] or like any holidays, idk shit about fae.

[WOLVES]

moon next weekend. we camping or what

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Bests

[abracadavers]

Maybe if you ask him again nicely, with less insults to his hygiene.

Byron why would you even put that out into the universe? But yes, I'll hold the clippers.

Hey, believe me. I've been there. A Let's just stick to the respectable X Files fanfic writers from now on.

Bests

[wizardjr]

It's okay. I've given up on plants. I'll never love a cactus again.

Maybe people will pay more attention to my work if they're less distracted by my best feature.

You said it. I promise.