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hyacinthe 🦄 ([personal profile] horseboi) wrote in [community profile] adventureic2024-02-14 11:39 am
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[DICK]
Was that a real offer?

[DARCY] (later)
So. I fucked up.
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Harcy

[personal profile] horseboi 2024-02-15 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to risk catching feelings ever again. I don't think I'd survive another 100 years of some guy deciding I'm a twink named Thomas.
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Harcy

[personal profile] lepreconned 2024-02-15 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hy. Baby. I would never let Thomas happen to you again. I will suffocate you in gold first.
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Harcy

[personal profile] horseboi 2024-02-15 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Please just slay me, honestly. You can sell my cursed blood on the black market.
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Harcy

[personal profile] lepreconned 2024-02-15 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I can't slay you. I'm talking to Dick and he'd really like to bone you so you should stop wallowing on the sidewalk and get to that.
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Harcy

[personal profile] horseboi 2024-02-15 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The moment has passed. But thank you.
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Harcy

[personal profile] lepreconned 2024-02-15 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Richard is a stank faced bitch. Let's get obliterated.
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Harcy

[personal profile] horseboi 2024-02-15 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, let's. I hate this stupid day.
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Harcy

[personal profile] lepreconned 2024-02-15 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Not for long, you'll have me. How's about we see how many unfortunate sods can be flirted into buying us drinks.
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Harcy

[personal profile] horseboi 2024-02-15 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm in. They don't stand a chance.
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