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[whywolves]

Hello. I'm sorry ahead of time for any typos and if I meander a little. I'll do my best to catch them and myself.

First off, I'd like to apologize any of you came across a [...] wolf [...] while we were in the forest. I don't remember it myself. I'm guessing that since none of you are dead or no harm was done, but I didn't want to just sweep it under the rug, just in case.

Not that the first bit inspires confidence, but secondl Secondly, I'm looking for a Personal Assistant. I'd prefer to promote within the Society. Please reach out to me if you'd like more information.

Thirdly! If you are currently without a roommate but would like one, I am working with Newton Postlethwaite to get him into more permanent accommodations. Please inquire within.

DM: MAYA

Still nothing?

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TO: Cadmus Scantlebury
CC: Yana Getgood
BCC: Broderick Best, Moff Mann, Maya Rutkowski, Adzuki Yamashita, Bonaventure Best

Good morning,

I'd like to schedule an appointment with you regarding various safety issues that have become increasingly apparent over the last month.

I have tried working on these issues before escalating it to you by working and communicating with Bonaventure Best, but the results have been abysm poor [...] unsatisfactory.

I want to ensure steps are actively being made by those with the power to do so to ensure this organization gets back into tip-top shape.

Thank you,
Sharona Carter

Comments

[whywolves]

Hannah seems nice.

[sealskinsuit]

That’s not the point.

[whywolves]

It might not be on his mind. Maybe he doesn't want one!

[sealskinsuit]

Wow. Great. So you’re saying he’s not even thinking about me?

[whywolves]

Or about a Personal Assistant, generally.

[sealskinsuit]

You want one and you're willing to take ANYBODY. Must be pretty necessary.

[whywolves]

Yeah, because the moon fucks me up for a solid week.

[sealskinsuit]

Oh. If you need someone to be nice to you when you're on your period, I would suggest rifling around in the archives for someone you can make a blood pact with.*

*Other terms may apply.

[geminids]

no he is