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[jervil]

Hello new people. If you have any specific food-related allergies or requests, please fill out the form for Nazikeda to process and the kitchens will do our best to accommodate your in the cafeteria and any room catering requests.

If you are a Mission Leader and require rations, please submit form 62A at least 24hrs before departure for rations and sustenance requests.

[...]

Thank you.

Comments

[geminids]

be decent to leeds the food's good

[jervil]

Thank you, dear friend Bracken.

[eldith]

Is there a form if we want a chef-on-the-go for the mission?

Leeds.

[cursorily]

If I'm planning an event here in the building, is that still 62A?

[jervil]

No. You just ask [...] I think.

[osmotheque]

Oh, yes! I do believe I will be more efficient with it this time around.

Asher

[jervil]

No, it would be [...] Form 12-B, and if you want to use the cafeteria you will also need [...] Form 14-A-2.

There are so many new forms.

[eldith]

Ok. I will submit a verbal request when I need you to be a chef-on-the-go.

[galgoyle]

Do you cater parties?

[jervil]

I hope it will be less work for you.

Leeds.

[cursorily]

I have to admit, until a couple of weeks ago, I didn't think I'd have to pay much attention to the forms. I'll see what I can get figured out.

Do you have any particular dishes you'd like to show off, by the way?

[jervil]

You will need to fill out Form 12-B if it is in the building. I help but that is not my official role.

[jervil]

OK. I have gone "undercover" as a chef in one previous mission.

Leedsher

[jervil]

It is just like the new safety procedures. I am not used to having to do so much paperwork.

No.

[galgoyle]

You help out of the goodness of your heart??

Do you have like magical little creatures to help serve the food or something so that you can enjoy the party?

[eldith]

As in you had the pretend you weren't the chef. Or as in you infiltrated someone's kitchen?

Leedsher

[cursorily]

The pendulum might've swung a bit to far on the bureaucracy side of all this.

Nothing? No new recipe you've tweaked, or new spice you've grown fond of?

[jervil]

Well. I pretended to be the chef they hired.

Leedsher

[jervil]

It is The Worst.

[...] No.

[eldith]

Did you like doing that?

[jervil]

I am "Room Catering Services" but there is sometimes overlap and we help each other out when we can in the kitchens because you don't know if you will have a quiet shift or not. The Forms are supposed to help predict it but it is not always accurate because people struggle with forms.

There is a spell that makes invisible hands to serve the food if we are busy.

Leedsher

[cursorily]

What'd happen if we refused to use the forms? What could they even do about it?

Alright. But if you change your mind, keep my event in mind.

[osmotheque]

Do not worry yourself, I do not mind the work. I just want to make things easier for you.

[jervil]

It was OK but having people watch you work is very stressful.

Leedsher

[jervil]

Anarchy.