filtered against barbie

[frankenmonster]

Hey, everyone! IDK if you know but today is Barbie's ONE MONTH BDAY. I'm going to throw a SMALL party in our apartment at 5 PM tn. Sorry that it's late notice, but I think it's worth it to make her feel special! SHOUT OUT TO LEEDS FOR THE CUPCAKES & THE APPETIZER. MY MAN!!!!!

I'm going baby shower themed. Click for inspiration. PLEASE bring a present because she deserves it. Lemme know if you have a hard time thinking of something and I can help. RSVP here!

Comments

[coolknife]

Today? I'm going to Costco with Miss Beatrice, and then we have Barbie's party. Maybe tonight, if your need for Halo 3 is especially urgent.

[balik]

tomorrow's fine too.

[coolknife]

You're going to Barbie's party, right?

[balik]

sure, i guess

[coolknife]

You don't sound excited about Barbie's one-month birthday celebration.

[balik]

picking out presents isn't really my strong suit

[coolknife]

Why? You can always get a gift card or a nice plush blanket. Everybody loves blankets.

[balik]

maybe i'll do a gift card, that seems easiest

[coolknife]

You can get her one from Costco, and she can buy an entire pallet of blankets. They sell everything there. I'm going to get a crate of Coca Cola and a 5lb bag of fancy salted cashews.

[balik]

good plan. that's a lotta cashews

[coolknife]

I eat a lot. I don't need to but I like to.

[balik]

food's fucking delicious, nothing wrong with that

[coolknife]

It is, generally speaking, but from a moral/righteousness lens it's a bit of a waste for me to eat food since I don't need it. I should stop, but [...] I love nuts too much.

[balik]

fuck that. eat nuts. eat whatever you want. you don't have to need to eat if you like eating. enjoy life.

[coolknife]

But I'm dead Very well. Live, laugh, nuts. <3

[balik]

or pizza, coke, nuts.