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[deathbrat]

For those of you fr who love wasp-flavored pizza, I believe there's extras leftover in the healing department. Have at.

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[deathbrat]

And yet, they're still not food.

[hedonisme]

Are you hangry?

[deathbrat]

No. I had my lunch delivered after the pizza proved inedible.

[hedonisme]

What did you get?

[deathbrat]

Just a burger and fries.

[hedonisme]

Disappointing.

[deathbrat]

I know, but I needed it to arrive while I was still on lunch.

[hedonisme]

Surely you can eat at your desk.

[deathbrat]

Sure, but I prefer not to eat near corpses.

[hedonisme]

I suppose this means we'll never get lunch together.

[deathbrat]

Animated corpses are another story entirely.

[hedonisme]

Like your sister?

[deathbrat]

I prefer not to eat with her. She doesn't know how to chew with her mouth closed.

[hedonisme]

This doesn't surprise me, somehow.

[deathbrat]

That doesn't surprise me. Her main trait is 'obnoxious.'

[hedonisme]

She probably prefers 'outgoing'.

[deathbrat]

Likely, but you can only bend the truth so far.

[hedonisme]

I can't wait to get more dirt.

[frankenmonster]

Slander!!!

[deathbrat]

No, just facts.

[frankenmonster]

🖕

[deathbrat]

😄

[frankenmonster]

I hate you and I love you.

[hedonisme]

Aww.

[frankenmonster]

Don’t encourage him. He’s my life long nuisance.