(no subject)

[wizardjr]

Hello, my name is Byron Best and I've met quite a few of you already. I am the Head of Spell Creation. I require some work-related test subjects assistance, so please let me know if you'd like to take one of the following new creations for a test run:

• Sunglasses that allow you to see secret shrimp colours. Taken by Bowdrie


• Hairbrush that makes you grow hair.


• Carabiner that swaps your gender. Taken by Antony


• Stanley mug perpetually filled with acid.


• Cute hat that gives you the experience of sitting at one of those adorable fruit-shaped bus stops in Japan. Taken by Ophelia


• Gloves that turn everything you touch into a skunk. Taken by Amelie


• Charm bracelet that makes you incorporeal until you take it off. Taken by Ainslie

All I need from you is giving me any insight as to what your user experience is like, or anything I can do to improve the invention.

PS. If you're just going to be rude or make unfounded accusations, do not bother interacting because I won't respond. I am not in the f mood. Thanks.

Healing Department Pizza Mixer

[werewho]

( Pizza Party for The Healing Department )

(no subject)

[deathbrat]

For those of you fr who love wasp-flavored pizza, I believe there's extras leftover in the healing department. Have at.

(no subject)

[jervil]

Good evening.

I am Leeds Jeremy Leeds who handles your room catering service.

I have been told that all future requests will have to be processed in the correct manner through the proper channels in the specified time period on the forms. This is usually 24hrs in advance for larger requests such as for events and missions as part of the HQ catering service. Personal requests or "room service" are the exception, especially for mobility-challenged members.

Unfortunately, "dms" and verbal requests to my person will no longer be permitted. Sorry

[...]

Thank you. Sorry




ooc: someone got in trouble for basically giving too much food away all the time because he cannot say no

(no subject)

[arietids]

Since everyone else seems to feel the need to introduce themselves, I'm Br

Everyone planning on being so competitive in the future with missions, or was this just a special occasion?

[Bracken, Maya, Sharona]

As much as I hate fucking saying this I think Bracken was right about us heading out somewhere instead of trying to manage things indoors, so I found an area up north that's got an abandoned cabin for a bit of cover but no people in the vicinity. Some animals to hunt too, to keep us occupied.

You'll want to wear some warm clothes. Bracken and I will pack some essentials.

[Bracken]

You're coming with me tomorrow to scout it out.

(no subject)

[lepreconned]

Who: Leeds & Darcy
When: Tuesday, January 23
Where: Kitchen, Healing Department, Random storage room
What: Pizza robbery and an important question
Warnings: Nothing big

( Hockey erotica is in right now )

(no subject)

[curiouspresence]

Please remember to sign up for housekeeping if it interests you. Housekeeping will cover cleaning, laundry, dishes, and turndown service. All of this will take place while you're out of your room, so that I don't inconvenience you.

And I'm very careful about specific laundry instructions, including dry cleaning.

[Demons (Bee & Leeds)]

Miss Bee, Mister Jeremy,

I'd like to invite you over to my room one of these nights. When you're free. There's something I need to show you in person. Describing it just wouldn't be the same.