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[horseboi]

WHO: Darcy & Hyacinthe.
WHEN: Recently, before his new job.
WHERE: A bookstore, Toronto.
WHAT: Hy attends Darcy's book signing and they avoid having a heart to heart.
WARNINGS: Discussion of erotic novels.

( Monsterfuckers count anything non-human as monsters they’d like to fuck. )

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[geminids]

i can't leave my office today without somebody ambushing me so we're gonna get this settled.
- yeah there's a dodo in the yard
- no i ain't gonna be the one who explains where it came from somebody else can do that
- no there ain't any more
- no idk what we're callin her, that's up to barbie
- yeah i got the special pie
- and yeah it kicked ass


( DMs to Byron, Briar, Wolves+ [Briar, Broderick, Byron, Keda, Maya, Sharona] )