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I, for one, am enjoying all the flowers.

[MAYA]
Apologies, but please accept this little note as notice of my resignation. Thank you for everything.

I've left you another vial of horn powder; perhaps you can get one of the wizards to duplicate it for you so that you have an endless supply.

[DARCY]
I'm heading out. This might be a trap, but it also might be my only chance at finding out what happened to the rest of us. You have my number, right? I'm glad that we reconnected, despite this entire situation being fucked up. Thank you for being my friend.
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Out of curiosity: do you feel as though you've found your calling?

If so, what is it?

If not, what do you feel it might be?
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WHO: Darcy & Hyacinthe.
WHEN: Recently, before his new job.
WHERE: A bookstore, Toronto.
WHAT: Hy attends Darcy's book signing and they avoid having a heart to heart.
WARNINGS: Discussion of erotic novels.

Monsterfuckers count anything non-human as monsters they’d like to fuck. )
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WHO: Hyacinthe & Maya
WHEN: Thursday, March 7th.
WHERE: A room in HQ with a large window.
WHAT: Maya is working on convincing herself she can feel the moon, Hyacinthe offers some help.
WARNINGS: N/A

Do you feel that energy? That ebb and flow? )
horseboi: (4126977116)
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[MAYA]
Hello! Hope you're having an excellent weekend. When you have a minute during work hours, can we chat about work stuff?

[DARCY]
Are you going to the wizard gala?
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[HEALING]
Did someone order a float tank?

Why do we keep getting all the weird shit gifts?
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[DICK]
Was that a real offer?

[DARCY] (later)
So. I fucked up.
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The WALLS are BLEEDING and worst of all, they've ruined my favourite SWEATER.

I hate it here!!!
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WHO: Darcy and Hyacinthe
WHEN: late Thursday night, aired Friday morning
WHERE: Online, Creativity Department Recording Booth
WHAT: A special live stream episode of Monster Smash derails a little
WARNINGS: chatting about sexual stuff (nothing explicit)


It's just hard out there being a [hiccup] unicorn, y'know? )
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WHO: Everyone involved in this post!
WHEN: Friday, January 19th.
WHERE: Vatnajökull National Park, Iceland
WHAT: Magical horse rescue mission.
WARNINGS: N/A

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 )
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[BRACKEN, BUDDY, ELIAS, SHARONA, CYPRIEN, OPHELIA, LEEDS, BRODERICK, BARBIE]*
Are any of you interested and/or available for a horse rescue mission? No worries if not. Let me know if you want more details.


[DARCY]
Have you figured out your powers yet? Do you want to come practice with me?



*Basically people who expressed an interest in horses on his post or elsewhere! Lmk if you want to be included!
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Hello, my name is Hyacinthe and I am your resident Horse Therapist.

Swing by the Healing Department if you ever need a little horsey pick-me-up. They're very friendly! Everyone is welcome, but if you upset them, I'll k ban you.

You can also board your own horses here, but they will not be licensed therapists. I cannot vouch for personal horses, so don't touch them.

Let me know if you have any questions. Thank you!

[DARCY]
I've figured out my new abilities. Have you?
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WHO: Hyacinthe and Darcy
WHEN: Various times over the last few hundred years
WHERE: Ireland and NYC
WHAT: a “friendship” over the centuries
WARNINGS: some swearing, some reference to spicy topics

You should go. I've got some salt rocks to lick )