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[fairygodbrother]

Is it a bad sign if your pen explodes when you're writing your fia girlfriend's carnation note? (Joking, Noel!)

[Byron, Bellona, Birdie, Adrian, Ainslie, Knife, Cinder, Stela, Velvet, Noel (aka people he and Noel have decided look/seem about their age even if they're not actually) ]

One of my god kids is convinced I don't have any friends so: Is anyone up for finding the best local brewery? Or seeing a sports thing in Toronto? Or starting a trivia team? An escape room? A hobby club where we try something new every week? [...] These suggestions might be why she's concerned about me.

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[coolknife]

I would like to try an escape room. But can you punch through the wall if it seems we are unlikely to escape? Since you’re so tall.

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[fairygodbrother]

Does height = strong punches?

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[coolknife]

You have more mass. The physics are in your favor. You also look respectably strong.

Alternatively, depending on the layout, I could climb onto your shoulders and break a high window. Then we all climb on you to get out, and hoist you out via human chain.

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[fairygodbrother]

I'm up for trying the human chain.

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[coolknife]

Excellent. I’ll find us a suitable room.

Youths

[fairygodbrother]

Tell me when and I'll try to be there.

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[coolknife]

Apparently it’s about solving puzzles, not feats of strength. Please hold as I readjust.

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[fairygodbrother]

What about a smash room?

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[coolknife]

Yes.

Youths.

[dragonhoard]

Breaking the escape room is generally frowned-upon behavior.

Youths.

[coolknife]

But we need to escape.

Youths.

[dragonhoard]

By solving puzzles.

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[coolknife]

Ugh.