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[titivillus]

You should all help me get to know you better. I'm Jinx. Let's play a game:

Marry, fuck, kill. Comment below saying you want to play, and other people can comment with three options for you. You can say you're just blocking the reject if you're too soft.


[OOC: If you don't want your character to be given as options to people, let me know and I'll add them to a list in this note!]

Comments

[titivillus]

Block them. Asher, Timmy, Byron.

[geminids]

marry byron cause he's gotta be provided for n i'd be a fuckin good wife
block timmy cause he gets enough fuckin in on his own
n fuck asher

[titivillus]

What makes you such a good wife?

[geminids]

i cook decent. i clean great. i'm great in the sack. i look a darlin in a maid outfit. i love errands.

[titivillus]

You do sound useful. Do you wait for him to come home in that maid outfit every day?

[geminids]

nah that was just like a neat fact about me

[...] n i don't want anybody to think that's what i think wives do. wives can do whatever they want and all of em're smarter than me, just the shit i said up there's what i'd do

[titivillus]

So you'd be a great little husband in a short little skirt.

[geminids]

i'd be a great anything in an anything.

[titivillus]

Broderick, Asher, Leith.

[geminids]

are y'all tryin to set me up with simon or something


anyways i already blocked him so
fuck leith. love a nerd
marry broderick so he don't starve

[titivillus]

Are all your reasons for marrying people going to be so you can feed them? Are the Bests helpless?

[geminids]

i got a theory their special brand of magic takes away all their cookin skill.

[titivillus]

Don't wizards mix potions and crap? How different could it be?

[geminids]

far as i can tell??? whole nother continent. even planet.