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[titivillus]

You should all help me get to know you better. I'm Jinx. Let's play a game:

Marry, fuck, kill. Comment below saying you want to play, and other people can comment with three options for you. You can say you're just blocking the reject if you're too soft.


[OOC: If you don't want your character to be given as options to people, let me know and I'll add them to a list in this note!]

Comments

[angvil]

Fuck Hyacinthe, Marry but mostly fuck Oakley, Kill Barbie.

[titivillus]

But mostly fuck Oakley? I hope you're giving him a break.

[angvil]

Every once in a while.

[titivillus]

I hope everyone takes note of this when considering if they're going to marry you.

[angvil]

Luckily I have no real desire to get married to anyone.

[sealskinsuit]

What if Richard does? What happens?

[angvil]

We'd have to come to some sort of agreement.

[sealskinsuit]

Like what? You should start discussing it now. He might found out that someone wants to marry him today, on this very post.

[angvil]

You seem very concerned about this. Do you want to marry Richard?

[sealskinsuit]

If I did, what would happen? Would I have to be married to you, too? What if I were considering a verra risky move while Richard and I were having sex? Would you appear and cuckold yourself? Think, man. Think.

[angvil]

First off, you think very highly of your skills of seduction if you think you're going to get Richard into bed before me.

[sealskinsuit]

I do. But that isnae what’s happening here. I am not available for you to fantasize about.

[angvil]

Too late. I'm fantasizing.

[coolknife]

[titivillus]

No, really? I thought I was going to get to perform a mass wedding ceremony at the end of this.

[angvil]

I hear polygamy is big these days.

[titivillus]

Is that what you are? Do you have to be, since you're a two-in-one?

[angvil]

That entirely depends on if you see us as one being or two.

[titivillus]

I think it's more important what you see yourself as.

[angvil]

Marriages aren't acts of god, they're human contracts.

[titivillus]

I agree.