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[trylla]

Controversial opinion incoming but I have some real negative feelings about being suddenly transported into a magical forest against my will. I know I know, hot take.

Hey magic and/or building folks, what uh happened there?

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[abracadavers]

Why's that?

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[geminids]

got plans.

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[abracadavers]

Guess we'll be missing eachother then. I'll see you in a week.

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[geminids]

[...] gonna visit [...] brook. n her folks. then i was gonna get back n pass out to footloose.

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[abracadavers]

Ah, so those dancing bugs weren't actually wasted on you. You're really close then, huh?

Is it the music or Kevin Bacon flouting small town conservative America in the name of dance that does it for you?

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[geminids]

like pb n jelly.

can't it be both. i got layers. [...] wanna come over when i'm back

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[abracadavers]

Tell her I say hello Tell her your personal phone assistant has a full report on baldness and werewolfves is coming.

I can't, I'll be in Wales by then I expect.

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[geminids]

hm. i'll think about it. i like the job title though you can keep that.

[...] when d'you get back

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[abracadavers]

Wow, a promotion.

Thursday, I think.

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[geminids]

another, look at you go buddy.

when'd you i could leave a lil later

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[abracadavers]

You're not going to delay seeing Brook for me. I'll see you Thursday.

[geminids]

but i want to see i'll be there the same LENGTH you didn't TE [...]

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[geminids]

fine. [...] but is everything ok

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[abracadavers]

Just need to go home for a bit. It's all fine.

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[geminids]

[...] ok. if you're like "wow these sheep are too nice" you got my number. for like texts or facetime or whatever. if you want. nbd.

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[abracadavers]

No problem, I'm sure the sheep would love to FaceTime with their natural predator.

Did you put me in as personal assistant?

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[geminids]

hey now. i got buddy vibes.

is that what you want

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[abracadavers]

You've got a soft gooey centre, it's true.

No, I was just curious.

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[geminids]

and i'll just explain to em about my rule where i don't hunt livestock. they won't understand but they'll look cute tiltin their heads at the camera.

had a whole day with my phone, could've texted me to find out. bracken 2 broderick 0

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[abracadavers]

They'll probably try to eat the phone, actually. You should come sometime, to Wales.

Where is this 2? And I was respecting your privacy, thanks.

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[geminids]

why so you can push me off a cliff

oreos. pretty sure privacy ain't an option when you're my secretary.

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[abracadavers]

Yes Bracken, that's why I lure anyone to my home. Making good on death threats.

That's not a point. And now I'm a secretary?

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[geminids]

i know. got a good head on my shoulders, me. [...] thanks though that'd be cool if you're

sorry ✨personal assistant✨

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[abracadavers]

We can find the perfect cliff.

Well I'll be sure to snoop next time then.

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[geminids]

d'you live near the mountains.

maybe do that at your own risk.