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[Email CC'd to ALL current Adventure Society members, and written entirely in a fancy calligraphy font]
Esteemed Adventure Society members,
Due to disgraced CEO Cadmus Scantlebury's failure to either cease OR desist perpetuating this unauthorized, illegitimate—and dangerous!—Adventurer's Guild, I will be forced to take matters into my own hands—yet again. The Association of Adventurer's Guilds has rules and regulations for a reason, and Monsieur Scantlebury has flouted them all.
I am hereby announcing my intention to arrive at your Headquarters on March 1st to challenge Monsieur Scantlebury to a gentlemen's duel and free all of you from his foul, unethical—not to mention unfashionable—clutches.
Consider the proverbial gauntlet thrown down.
Sincerely yours,
Xander Baudelaire
Gentleman Vampire Esq.
Founder and CEO of the Quest Fellowship
Ringmaster of the Association of Adventurer's Guilds Webring
Esteemed Adventure Society members,
Due to disgraced CEO Cadmus Scantlebury's failure to either cease OR desist perpetuating this unauthorized, illegitimate—and dangerous!—Adventurer's Guild, I will be forced to take matters into my own hands—yet again. The Association of Adventurer's Guilds has rules and regulations for a reason, and Monsieur Scantlebury has flouted them all.
I am hereby announcing my intention to arrive at your Headquarters on March 1st to challenge Monsieur Scantlebury to a gentlemen's duel and free all of you from his foul, unethical—not to mention unfashionable—clutches.
Consider the proverbial gauntlet thrown down.
Sincerely yours,
Xander Baudelaire
Gentleman Vampire Esq.
Founder and CEO of the Quest Fellowship
Ringmaster of the Association of Adventurer's Guilds Webring