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WHO: Everyone is invited!
WHEN: Saturday, April 27th.
WHERE: HQ.
WHAT: A staffing announcement is made. A party occurs!
WARNINGS: N/A

( 🥳 Party like it's 1999! 🥳 )

[Email CC'd to ALL current Adventure Society members, and written entirely in a fancy calligraphy font]

Esteemed Adventure Society members,

Due to disgraced CEO Cadmus Scantlebury's failure to either cease OR desist perpetuating this unauthorized, illegitimate—and dangerous!—Adventurer's Guild, I will be forced to take matters into my own hands—yet again. The Association of Adventurer's Guilds has rules and regulations for a reason, and Monsieur Scantlebury has flouted them all.

I am hereby announcing my intention to arrive at your Headquarters on March 1st to challenge Monsieur Scantlebury to a gentlemen's duel and free all of you from his foul, unethical—not to mention unfashionable—clutches.

Consider the proverbial gauntlet thrown down.

Sincerely yours,
Xander Baudelaire
Gentleman Vampire Esq.
Founder and CEO of the Quest Fellowship
Ringmaster of the Association of Adventurer's Guilds Webring

Hello, my name is Yana Getgood, and I am Mr Scantlebury's personal assistant. I've been asked to post on behalf of Mr Scantlebury to remind all of you that there are still missions available if you would like to take on one yourself. Please speak with our Mission Dispatchers if you would like more information about any of the available missions.

Thank you on behalf of Mr Scantlebury for your excellent work! He is very pleased with [...] most of you. He may be contacting some of you shortly to set up meetings regarding promotions and other Department reshuffles. We thank you for your patience as we get this organization back into tip-top shape!

Please let me know if you have any questions or suggestions and I'll do my best to answer them or pass them on to the appropriate person.


[BEATRICE, CYPRIEN, DELIA, BRIAR, ADRIAN]

Mr Scantlebury is especially pleased with your performance over the past half-month. Please see Mr Byron Best, our Head of Spell Creation, for a reward when you have a spare moment. Thank you kindly!