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Hello.

If you haven't pre-ordered your Pi Day special pies, please do it now so that you don't miss out in case we under bake them. 1 slice or 1 pot pie per person only, thank you.

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Also congrats to all the adopted pets.

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Um. There was a cat that wouldn't stop hissing at me at the event for example.

Toast is very particular.

I blame my curse.

It's probably the smell.

Yes.

Edited (sadface) 2024-03-13 02:01 (UTC)

Do you need me to have a word with this cat????

Edited (sorry just bugging you everywhere tonight) 2024-03-13 01:59 (UTC)

No.

Is Toast your new cat?

Yes, she is.

[...] Congrats.

Thank you, we're very happy with her.

So she doesn't hiss at you then.

I'm not going to be MEAN I'm just going to explain that Leeds is the best??

Please explain exactly what you would say. She can't have bad influences this young.

Ok ok I would say:

Hello Toast!!!! I'm Adzuki. I know sometimes people can SEEM scary because they smell different but SMELL does not equal QUALITY just like the stinkiest fish is often the best fish. (Not that Leeds is stinky). So please give Leeds a chance because he's very nice and also has lots of food and sometimes he will give you that food. Also it's super silly to just hiss without introductions because you're in a very nice fancy place now with a nice home with a fancy man or two.

OH also I would ask if Toast is related to Bagel my alley cat friend.

Bagel did not come for adoption?

No! Bagel is just a cat I know that lives on the streets! She's really cool! No one's like... brought her to a shelter or anything. I guess I could see if she wanted a home with someone here though. I never thought of that before!! You're smart.