"Listen babe, I've been here...two months now," she looks over at Leeds who she was accosting hanging out with outside the kitchens when the crew came upon them (and who is unfortunately stuck there) for confirmation. "Two months, give or take and I think we all know what this is. The people here are far too sexy to be assembled in one place, living together, if this wasn't the newest season of Big Brother. Or an sex cult." Her smile is sharp and wide, inviting to both Fortuna and the viewers.

"We do in fact go on 'missions'" she uses the air quotes liberally, "and do things like slay Hydra and fight homicidal snowmen, but come on. It's for the sexy action shots. That's why you're featuring my bodyguard in the first place isn't it? You can trust me, I'm here for the eye candy," she waves her notebook of book ideas for the camera. "Professionally, of course. And the proof of that is coming out next week, Hot as Puck. Stay thirsty," she winks.