adventureic | (no subject)

There are some schoolchildren on some sort of tour in the hallway? One of them asked for my autograph, which was weird, but then it turned out they thought I was Baby Driver.

Has anyone else's egg wish come true?

[BRODERICK]

Thanks to your speaking to Gwydion on my behalf, I'm going to be allowed to transfer my research there and finish my PhD. Since I'm a "special case", if all goes well I can graduate in December.

Thanks again.

I'll also be helping the discord werewolves with some research this summer. Everything's coming up Milhouse, etc.

[NON-PROBABLY-EVIL MANAGEMENT]

I've made some magical pea popper keychains that will pop you out of any dangerous situation, just in case. Simply pop the pea and it'll instantly teleport you to this public art piece. It'll also alert anyone else with a keychain to your being in danger. I looked into talismans that were more [...] weapony, but there weren't a lot of options that would work for everyone (eg. a silver charm might help you but would hurt me, etc). Hope this works in the meantime.