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[wizardjr]

There are some schoolchildren on some sort of tour in the hallway? One of them asked for my autograph, which was weird, but then it turned out they thought I was Baby Driver.

Has anyone else's egg wish come true?

[BRODERICK]

Thanks to your speaking to Gwydion on my behalf, I'm going to be allowed to transfer my research there and finish my PhD. Since I'm a "special case", if all goes well I can graduate in December.

Thanks again.

I'll also be helping the discord werewolves with some research this summer. Everything's coming up Milhouse, etc.

[NON-PROBABLY-EVIL MANAGEMENT]

I've made some magical pea popper keychains that will pop you out of any dangerous situation, just in case. Simply pop the pea and it'll instantly teleport you to this public art piece. It'll also alert anyone else with a keychain to your being in danger. I looked into talismans that were more [...] weapony, but there weren't a lot of options that would work for everyone (eg. a silver charm might help you but would hurt me, etc). Hope this works in the meantime.

Comments

NPEM

[abracadavers]

I'm Hannah's boss. In fact, no one is allowed to be in danger in the library, it's disruptive.

NPEM

[geminids]

oh no there goes the 3pm peril i'd penciled in

Broken

[abracadavers]

You're not allowed to be in peril outside of the library either.

Broken

[geminids]

does that mean my 6pm jeopardy at fat bastard burrito's off the table too.

Broken

[abracadavers]

I'm impressed by your time management, but maybe stopping booking danger in that planner of yours full stop.

Broken

[geminids]

what about emotional peril??? like if i get a hankering to watch up.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Are those your wolf sense tingling?

Broken

[geminids]

those are for smellin deer. dinner.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Got it, so danger only happens when you've scheduled it then.

Broken

[geminids]

baby we both know the only thing i'm capable of schedulin properly's a booty call.

Broken

[abracadavers]

Debatable.

Broken

[geminids]

fine, or a buffet.

Broken

[abracadavers]

That, I believe.

Speaking of scheduling events that might have complications, I'm just giving you a heads up that I'm going to be holding a seance this week to try to commune with and deal with Asher's ghost once and for all.

Broken

[geminids]

finally happening, huh

Broken

[abracadavers]

Hopefully. Asher deserves some peace of mind, and she's a pretty insistent headache if I'm honest.

Broken

[geminids]

you shouldn't have to share your head with her even this any longer. do y'all need a hand or should i get lost for a day

Broken

[abracadavers]

We should have things covered. I've done this a number of times, I'm not particularly worried, though she has no business being as strong as she is - so I'm hoping we find out why that is. Maya and Byron will be there so I can complete the circle. [...] It's a little unsettling to watch anyway, so you probably don't want to be near it.

Broken

[geminids]

[...] just the four of you? is that gonna be enough

and i ain't saying i gotta be there but kinda sounds like you're underestimating what i can handle.

Broken

[abracadavers]

It'll be fine, three is the minimum. We aren't channeling a demon, so the energy will be sufficient.

That's fair. I guess...part of me is worried what you might think.

Broken

[geminids]

meant more like [...] brute force. got a whole lotta brains and magic but both your extras talk about how they never learned how to use their strength.

about what

Broken

[abracadavers]

Byron should be able to magical incapacitate me if it comes to that.

I'm not really myself.

Broken

[geminids]

does magic always work though.

well yeah [...] that's possession ain't it

Broken

[abracadavers]

No, but neither does trying to physically restrain a wizard possessed by a ghost.

Yes Bracken, but the shit I say or do without my consent or control sometimes isn't exactly something I want you to hear or see.

Broken

[geminids]

ok. i get the point. you're the medium, you're the expert. i only got one more question and that's if letting her take you over again's gonna [...] lead to all that other stuff you said could happen. like seizures n

Broken

[abracadavers]

Sorry. I'm not trying to be an asshole about this. If it would make you feel better to come, it's not like you're wrong about the potential for something to go wrong. I can ask Asher if you do want to.

No. Not likely, the health issues I was talking about before are common during a long term possession and you rarely see that outside of demonic entities: see Beatrice and her bullshit.