adventureic | (no subject)

There are some schoolchildren on some sort of tour in the hallway? One of them asked for my autograph, which was weird, but then it turned out they thought I was Baby Driver.

Has anyone else's egg wish come true?

[BRODERICK]

Thanks to your speaking to Gwydion on my behalf, I'm going to be allowed to transfer my research there and finish my PhD. Since I'm a "special case", if all goes well I can graduate in December.

Thanks again.

I'll also be helping the discord werewolves with some research this summer. Everything's coming up Milhouse, etc.

[NON-PROBABLY-EVIL MANAGEMENT]

I've made some magical pea popper keychains that will pop you out of any dangerous situation, just in case. Simply pop the pea and it'll instantly teleport you to this public art piece. It'll also alert anyone else with a keychain to your being in danger. I looked into talismans that were more [...] weapony, but there weren't a lot of options that would work for everyone (eg. a silver charm might help you but would hurt me, etc). Hope this works in the meantime.

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I'm sure you sound lovely. They're just jealous.

[NPEM]
I mean, I hope so! Thank you.

Oh no, it is accurate. But that does not make it any less enjoyable.

[NPEM]
You do not need to thank me for saying something that is simply true. It is just said to make sure that you know.

I still appreciate it. I've admittedly not felt very 'good' these past several months.

Well, you are. It is not just anyone who would be spending this much time thoughtfully crafting backup plans for our backup plans. Give yourself a little more credit, yes?

You're very kind ~~thank you~~! Hopefully we don't need any backup plans because we don't end up being in any danger.

Oh, I am reliably informed that I am both irritatingly persistent and a nightmare to speak to when I am like this. But it is appreciated!

And we will get it sorted out. You have us quite covered.

Why would anyone say that? I'll fight them.

I'm just one piece of the puzzle.

You may fight Briar about it if you wish. But I do not think it will stop him.

Yavrum, you are a very large piece of the puzzle.

Well, that's very rude of him.

I don't know about that, but thank you.

He has a unique and inspired perspective on what constitutes as sweet-talk, is all.

Hush now. I only speak truth.

I don't know much about relationships, so I shan't interfere.

I can't argue with you either.

I would not trust it as a universal relationship standard. Do not base your own upon name-calling, very probably.

Whatever floats your boat!