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later in the day

Thank you everyone who helped with Grog.

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No problem Captain ;)

How's our boy?

I think I am not built for deserts. I felt like I was going to pass out.

You deserve to be pampered babe, absolutely. Where will you head on your all expenses paid PR trip, do you think? They always want bod shots, so it's usually anywhere will sand and ocean, but I bet you could swing a rugged foresty lumberjack thing.

PR trip? I thought the book was going well.

Well? IT'S A SMASH MR.MEADS. So as a thank you they're going to send you on a trip. Bonus for them, they get you posting basically nudes. Don't worry I always get one too. Why don't you take Moff?

Wait why do I have to post nudes? This is very confusing.

Not actual nudes, come on babe, leave them wanting to crack that cover open. Tasteful thirst posts, you know. Like you do in the kitchen every day basically.

Post them where? I only have a Tumblr account and a Reddit account. ~~I'm not nude in the kitchen~~

Tiktok. Insta. We don't have you on there? I thought you were @ jerseydevildown

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No [...] but this person has very good taste in flowers. I can see why you would mistaken this account as me.

Hm. Meet cute?

With the person behind the account?

They have good taste in flowers.

That is [...] not a bad idea I guess.

Leave it to me.

Wait, actually, leave it to you. Slide into those DMs.

grog's a good guy and you're a neat goat [...] unless that's offensive [...] if it is i'm sorry you're a neat guy too

Thank you. I am a goat so it is not offensive.

You're welcome.

There were a lot of giants this week.

You are right. IDK why. We don't usually see so many.

It's good to know that I don't need to do extra research on Giants.

Research for what?

Future missions?

Oh.

That is fair. I don't really do many missions.

Why not?

I am not very good at that sort of thing.

You were good at the Grog mission.

Oh no, I think I nearly passed out from the heat. It was my first mission.

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