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[abracadavers]

Because I know this will be devastating to many of you: the local coffee shop down the street is turning into a Starbucks.

[KNOWLEDGE DEPARTMENT]

For those new to the Department, I hope you're settling in well. A reminder that I'm available if you should have any questions, and also that the lounge conversation pit is deceptively deep. We'll get an outing scheduled for the lot of us soon, I'm open to suggestions.

I'd also like to gage your interest about this Department and Society hosting a symposium or conference. The breadth of knowledge and discovery shared here should not be contained. I think it could be an opportunity for Quest to start holding an annual one, with the different satellite societies taking turns to host. It will draw more experts and those enthusiastic about Adventuring, while also giving eachother an opportunity to share and improve, maybe even develop professionally.

[DEPARTMENT HEADS]

Are you getting an increasing number of reporters trying to reach out to you about "that terrible business"? They're like vultures.

[BRACKEN]

Which one?
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Comments

[abracadavers]

I'm cute.

[wizardjr]

You have to tell her she doesn't look a day over 29.

[abracadavers]

You're flirting for extra sandwich pickles.

[wizardjr]

You're telling me you wouldn't?

[geminids]

he'd make me do it for him.

[wizardjr]

His hero.

[abracadavers]

He's very good at it, and I benefit.

[wizardjr]

If only I had a hunk to flirt with grandmas on my behalf.

[geminids]

i'd offer to do it for you too but seems like you're makin out just fine already.

[wizardjr]

It's hard work but someone has to do it.

[abracadavers]

I feel like I've been cheated pickles.

[wizardjr]

Nobody's stopping you from altering your approach.

[abracadavers]

It's the pickles that could have been that I'm mourning Byron.

[wizardjr]

I'll buy you a jar.

[abracadavers]

It's alright, they'll be the ones that got away.

[wizardjr]

I want to learn how to make pickles this summer. You can help me taste test them.

[abracadavers]

You know, I've seen enough rhubarb at the market here, we should have a go at jam.

[wizardjr]

We could have a real Jamboree!

[abracadavers]

One of the Head Wizard's official summer events?

[wizardjr]

Ooooh do I get to put on events???

[abracadavers]

Why not.

[wizardjr]

Because I'm not a Department Head?

[abracadavers]

Well obviously you'd need to ask your boss, but I think it's a nice idea.

[wizardjr]

I'll try to think of a way to tie it to my job and get back to you.

Bests

[abracadavers]

I was meaning to ask: have you heard from Dad?