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[howdyfolks]

I am [...] dead or maybe dying

I need eggs

and I do not know where my hat is

thank you 🙁

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[buildabitch]

aw, sweetie. don't worry, you won't have been the first person to die this week.

[howdyfolks]

Might take the cake on most foolish way to go, though

[buildabitch]

i don't know... yesterday's death was pretty preventable. how'd you kick the bucket?

[howdyfolks]

Can't remember a thing after my fifth piña colada unfortunately

[buildabitch]

oh no...