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[howdyfolks]

I am [...] dead or maybe dying

I need eggs

and I do not know where my hat is

thank you 🙁

Comments

[buildabitch]

aw, sweetie. don't worry, you won't have been the first person to die this week.

[howdyfolks]

Might take the cake on most foolish way to go, though

[sealoch]

what's your hat look like

[howdyfolks]

Well it's a classic cowboy number

[sorrower]

Drink Sprite.

[howdyfolks]

I feel like that would hurt right now

[whywolves]

Aw, buddy. :(

[howdyfolks]

Yeah :(

[livestocks]

i can get you eggs

[howdyfolks]

You are all such kind folk

[fairygodbrother]

Do you need medical help?

[howdyfolks]

No, just eggs

[imaginemanifest]

You have like four people delivering you eggs now.

[howdyfolks]

I know 🥺

[desseller]

Ah, the things those with flesh subject themselves to.

[howdyfolks]

You'd think I'd've learned my lesson after the Rodeo Incident, but no.

[geminids]

i'd offer eggs but i kinda [...] did a number on my kitchen.

[howdyfolks]

Oh no! What happened?

2hrs later

[jervil]

I am sorry no one has informed the department. Are you still in need of eggs?

I have not been told what the rule is about public requests on the network but [...] maybe call or "DM" next time for a timely response.

[howdyfolks]

Got myself fed, but good to know! For next time.

[frankenmonster]

Lmao eggs are the things that do it for you?

[howdyfolks]

Why did you phrase this like you're being mean to me?

[ohrightlol]

i'll keep my eyes peeled for your hat, buddy!

[howdyfolks]

Thank you so much... I miss it something fierce

[werewho]

Sharona has already offered all of our eggs. But one thing I can help with is your hat. It's in HQ headquarters, sitting on seat of a green chair.

[howdyfolks]

You are a real hero, Miss Maya. I owe you eggs!

[tattva]

Aha. Your first morning like this?

[howdyfolks]

I've never had trouble holding my liquor before.

[burntbird]

best way to cure a hangover is to keep on drinking

[howdyfolks]

Very effective advice! Maybe not good advice, however.

[lepreconned]

That's the spirit! That's how you know you had a great time.

[howdyfolks]

Perhaps too great a time, if such a thing exists.

[bogeynights]

Nice

[howdyfolks]

It isn't nice. Didn't you see my frowny face? 🙁