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I am [...] dead or maybe dying

I need eggs

and I do not know where my hat is

thank you 🙁

You stole a hat from a Mountie??

is it really stealing if i found it

Where'd you find it though

in the bog

Now what were you doing in the bog?

oh you know. what any man does in the bog

Contemplate the universe?

Edited (buddy googling "what do you do in the bog") 2024-01-21 00:11 (UTC)

precisely. precisely! [...] i suppose i should try to return it even if it is a stylish bit of paraphernalia

Edited (lost control of this bit but bog = restroom in case centuries from now ppl read this wondering wtf i was on) 2024-01-21 00:46 (UTC)