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[howdyfolks]

I am [...] dead or maybe dying

I need eggs

and I do not know where my hat is

thank you 🙁

Comments

[howdyfolks]

I know 🥺

[imaginemanifest]

There's no way you can eat that many.

[howdyfolks]

You might be surprised!

[imaginemanifest]

I'm going to take some of them.

[howdyfolks]

If you ask nicely people will just bring them to you.

[imaginemanifest]

It's because you're being all sad and pathetic.

[howdyfolks]

I am genuinely suffering, Yeni.

[imaginemanifest]

Eating 10 eggs is only going to make you sicker.

[howdyfolks]

Not if I don't even get the opportunity

[imaginemanifest]

Don't count your eggs before the handsome men and/or beautiful women actually deliver them.

[howdyfolks]

s i g h

[imaginemanifest]

If you sigh a little louder maybe another person will give you eggs.

[ohrightlol]

this is such good life advice!

[imaginemanifest]

I'm old and I've had a lot of life experiences that taught me this.

[ohrightlol]

how old are you?