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[geminids]

what do the different flow carnation colors mean. i don't wanna go proposin to everybody in HR by accident.


[BRIAR]

d'you think anybody from back h the ranch wyoming keeps tabs on us

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[abracadavers]

White carnations mean death I think someone might have second thoughts about the whole thing if they get carnations for a proposal. Not that they aren't nice and all.

[geminids]

wow shatterin my dreams of marryin HR dave already

[abracadavers]

I'm trying to help you out. Keep the dream alive.

[geminids]

gotta find the right color combo for "hey you helped me with that tax form n i think you're cute, d'you wanna run into the sunset together"

[abracadavers]

I don't know that sounds pretty effective just like that, to me.

Why risk it? Suddenly you're mixing yellow with red and cute becomes "mortal enemy." It happens so fast. Flower illiteracy kills thousands of relationships every year.

[geminids]

shit. this is why i never try, you write a note that says somebody's cute but it turns out you used the kind of pen you're only supposed to use when tellin em off and suddenly they block your number

[abracadavers]

Is this a real scenario that happened to you?

[geminids]

y'all know i only use free ballpoints.

[abracadavers]

Using a Pilot 823 fountain pen would solve all your problems.

[geminids]

as a matter of fact i used one just last week. you're still talkin to me so i reckon i still got all my problems.

[abracadavers]

Hilarious. You should do stand-up, get your flowers that way.

[geminids]

we're talkin about GIVING flowers so wouldn't i have to be in the audience.

[abracadavers]

You're right, no one would give you flowers for your set anyway.

[geminids]

try harder, can't wound my pride when i already know i'd be shit at stand-up.