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hiring for prom
prom bouncers! big burly folx who will not let anyone in if they aren't wearing a sufficiently sequined prom dress or an entire tuxedo! thank youuuu i need like five people and there's no dress code

DM: All Girls

speaking of which!!! who wants to go dress shopping with me? i don't know my color season

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FULL tux's MAN mandatory??????

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don't complain it's not like i'm making you wear tails

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i come with one of those already installed though.

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need two usually for a waistcoat situation

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you're real merciful thanks we appreciate it.

what about a suit CLEAN suit ironed suit suit AND tie DRY-CL [...] nice suit. would that still get somebody get kicked out.

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depends how good these bouncers i hire are, i guess

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what if you add "open to bribes" to the job info

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i'm already paying them 50 canadian dollars, what could they need more money for

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that's like [...] 25 us dollars. maybe they wanna go to subway.

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it is THIRTY SEVEN usd, they can go to subway twice

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and if i bribe em they can go to chipotle instead, maybe even three times. ✨dream big✨

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wear whatever you want.

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[...] really