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hiring for prom
prom bouncers! big burly folx who will not let anyone in if they aren't wearing a sufficiently sequined prom dress or an entire tuxedo! thank youuuu i need like five people and there's no dress code

DM: All Girls

speaking of which!!! who wants to go dress shopping with me? i don't know my color season

Comments

[balik]

there's no dress code for bouncers but there is for the prom?

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well the bouncers aren't going to be inside the prom now are they

girls.

[nommers]

i'd be down to go.

girls.

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whatchu thinking for your dress

Girls

[delias]

Count me in.

Girls

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i want to go to the MALL

Girls

[two_tailed]

Me me me! I've never been dress shopping!!

Also what's a color season???

Girls

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that's when you go and they hold a bunch of fabrics up to your face and tell you what season you look like, which lets you know what colors to wear. we could take a quiz online

[geminids]

FULL tux's MAN mandatory??????

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don't complain it's not like i'm making you wear tails

Girls.

[whywolves]

YES!

Girls.

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this is good, if we all go at the same time there's no chance we'll end up wearing the same dress

Girls

[werewho]

I'm in.

Girls

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this is so great, every time i ask people to hang out with me they just say yes

[beelzebug]

What are you paying?

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50$

[angvil]

This is going to make lust week even worse.

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not very romantic of you to say

[lepreconned]

Are these bouncers not allowed inside? Or is there outdoor punch.

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maybe you can come in after everyone else has shown up??

[abracadavers]

Are bouncers really necessary? I'm sure people will respect your dress code, especially if it were a little more lenient.

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i'm hiring event photographers, broderick, i can't have people looking Not The Vibe

[wizardjr]

That serious, huh?

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serious as a heart attack, byron

[osmotheque]

What is the punishment for lacking sequins, precisely?

[Girls]

I do not think that color seasons are as strict as some people would like to believe. But I have never been dress shopping with such a large group before. So I am curious.

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may or may not be allowed in depending on bouncer quality.

[Girls]
oh, really? but redheads have to be so careful of the colors they wear

Girls

[bahbie]

The classic pre-prom dress shopping MONTAGE!! ✨✨

[jervil]

There are too many events

[amibousa]

What day is this?

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feb 10

Girls

[frankenmonster]

YES

Girls

[halfnight]

I have my dresses picked out already, but I'd be happy to provide a critical eye.

Girls

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muuuuultiple dresses?

[trylla]

Cool guess I'm not going to prom then

[halfnight]

No! You have to go.

[cursorily]

If anybody wants to get past the fashion police, I know an illusionist you could bribe.

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don't cross me, asher

[coolknife]

Even though I'm incredibly strong, fast, and lethal, I plan on attending prom and cannot bounce for you.

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thank you anyway