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[embiggenment]

hiring for prom
prom bouncers! big burly folx who will not let anyone in if they aren't wearing a sufficiently sequined prom dress or an entire tuxedo! thank youuuu i need like five people and there's no dress code

DM: All Girls

speaking of which!!! who wants to go dress shopping with me? i don't know my color season

Comments

[geminids]

hiya sorry to butt in but what's lust week

[embiggenment]

think he means people are horny for valentine's day

[angvil]

Affirmative.

[embiggenment]

it's just very reductive of you i have to say. there's a whole SPECTRUM of emotions to feel on valentine's day. you can even be miserable if you want to

[angvil]

What emotions do you believe you're feeling for valentine's day?

[embiggenment]

now i don't have a sweetheart, but there's a whole prom between then and now. impossible to say, really! but i'm not all too worried. if nobody wants to kiss me by valentine's day, i'll get very high and think about Eternal Loneliness for the evening

[angvil]

You could just ignore the concept of "valentine's day" and have a normal day rather than wallow about not falling into the lust scheme.

[embiggenment]

now where's the fun in that?

[angvil]

Potentially, the fun could be in reading a good book.

[lepreconned]

As they should be.

[angvil]

We have very different opinions.

[lepreconned]

Yes, and mine is correct. I bet I can change your mind.

[angvil]

I sincerely doubt it.

[lepreconned]

Is that you taking the bet?

[angvil]

What are the terms?

[geminids]

like that they're too into the day or that they're horny CAUSE of the day

[angvil]

I find both of these options to be true.

[geminids]

and you're [...] not into any of it cause

[angvil]

I have no desire to be ruled by "valentine's day" for any reason.

[geminids]

ok but d'you have [...] desire period.

[angvil]

Yes, when I find someone of a certain caliber that I find desirable.

[embiggenment]

sort of a chicken and the egg scenario, hey?

[geminids]

idk one's actually lust n the other's just enthusiasm far as i can tell

[embiggenment]

nobody wants to be lonely on valentine's day, so they jump headfirst into new little romantic fascinations, which dopes you up on falling in love, which gets you optimistic. i've seen many such whirlwind affairs in the month of february

[geminids]

is that a problem. or