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hiring for prom
prom bouncers! big burly folx who will not let anyone in if they aren't wearing a sufficiently sequined prom dress or an entire tuxedo! thank youuuu i need like five people and there's no dress code

DM: All Girls

speaking of which!!! who wants to go dress shopping with me? i don't know my color season

Comments

Brick

[abracadavers]

Because I have eyes. And something tells me Keda will enjoy making you suffer just a touch. Handsomely suffer.

Oh great.

Brick

[arietids]

First, I look good in things. Second, she would, but luckily I can dress myself.

You're stuck with a bunch of wolves, this is your new lot in life.

Brick

[abracadavers]

Well I'll have photographic evidence, so I guess we'll see.

It's not a bad lot. You're stuck with me too.

Brick

[arietids]

There won't be any pictures, so you'll never know if you don't come.

Yeah, luckily I don't mind you too much.

Brick

[abracadavers]

There will be a back hug photo, you know there will be.

Wow. I don't mind you so much either.

Brick

[arietids]

Keda will absolutely try to talk me into one just to be a shit, and I will absolutely say no.

Glad we're on the same page.

Brick

[abracadavers]

But you'll still do it.

In all seriousness, Birdie and the committee seem to have put a lot of work into making this special. I'm sure it'll be a nice night for you and Keda, no matter how much of a fool you'll look in a bow tie dancing to Cyndi Lauper.

Brick

[arietids]

You're overestimating how much I listen to her, and how much she's going to actually want to do it.

Do I look like I own a bow tie? And I'm sure it'll be something.