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[embiggenment]

hiring for prom
prom bouncers! big burly folx who will not let anyone in if they aren't wearing a sufficiently sequined prom dress or an entire tuxedo! thank youuuu i need like five people and there's no dress code

DM: All Girls

speaking of which!!! who wants to go dress shopping with me? i don't know my color season

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[halfnight]

Oh, Birdie's exaggerating for effect, I'm sure. They'll let you in so long as you look acceptable.

[trylla]

Acceptable.

[halfnight]

Surely you've attended formal events before? What would you normally wear?

[trylla]

It's honestly not really my scene, I didn't even got to actual high school prom. [...] But [...] I'll try and find something.

[halfnight]

Too cool for prom?

You'd better. Will you come dress shopping with us?

[trylla]

I mean we definitely thought so at 17 but like ... we were 17

That sounds like my personal h [...] [...] [...] As long as it doesn't interfere with my mission this week. Or like, prepping for it.

[halfnight]

An eternity ago, truly. But now we get to see grown adults and centuries-old immortals be subjected to the whimsical torments of prom. You can't miss it.

Of course. Are you full up for the mission already?

[trylla]

Hey it's like a quarter of my life ago. That's something.

No we can take a couple more if you're interested! We leave first thing Friday morning.

[halfnight]

Three Four years, for me. I bet you thought you'd have to wait much longer than this before you were confronted by prom again.

Excellent. I'll take anything that gets me out of this building and doing something.

[trylla]

I thought I'd never have to think about it again, in fact! Or I guess maybe if I had kids someday or something.

Cool I'll send some info over.

[halfnight]

Meeting your true love at prom is an excellent first step to having those kids someday.

Thank you. My sword is yours.

[trylla]

Whoa whoa whoa that's WAY more than I'm looking for out of prom

JUST so it's clear we're trying to get him unharmed but a sword could be good for intimidation though!