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hiring for prom
prom bouncers! big burly folx who will not let anyone in if they aren't wearing a sufficiently sequined prom dress or an entire tuxedo! thank youuuu i need like five people and there's no dress code

DM: All Girls

speaking of which!!! who wants to go dress shopping with me? i don't know my color season

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the next day

[werewho]

Birdie, what are you looking for in a prom date?

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i just want a little ROMANCE, maya! or at the very least someone who can make a good show of it

[werewho]

Prom is more fun and authentic that way. Do you have any gender preferences for this romance?

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i’m not picky about that. i just want someone tall.

[werewho]

Ohhh, what do you think qualifies as tall? 5'7"? 6'?

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i could deal with 5’7”