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hiring for prom
prom bouncers! big burly folx who will not let anyone in if they aren't wearing a sufficiently sequined prom dress or an entire tuxedo! thank youuuu i need like five people and there's no dress code

DM: All Girls

speaking of which!!! who wants to go dress shopping with me? i don't know my color season

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[coolknife]

Has anyone agreed to bounce for you?

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i'll hire outside security if i HAVE to i just wanted someone to do it for FREE

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i mean for 50 canadian dollars

[coolknife]

If I changed very quickly back and forth between a tuxedo and an intimidating leather vest and ripped jeans, and split my time observing the prom and bouncing for you, would you give me 25 Canadian dollars?

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what's even the point, jiayuan? asher's going to be slinging sequin illusions left and right. i'm going to pay fifty bucks for some guys to get bamboozled? no

[coolknife]

Since there’s no point, could you just give me $25? For nihilism.

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what, they don't pay you?

[coolknife]

No, I get paid. But I could get more paid. Or paid more.

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i love money

[coolknife]

I should be against it, but it's very nice to have. With $25, I can buy this tuxedo jacket off eBay, and it will arrive in time for prom:



It even comes with the bow.