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[embiggenment]

hiring for prom
prom bouncers! big burly folx who will not let anyone in if they aren't wearing a sufficiently sequined prom dress or an entire tuxedo! thank youuuu i need like five people and there's no dress code

DM: All Girls

speaking of which!!! who wants to go dress shopping with me? i don't know my color season

Comments

Asher/Ainslie

[sealskinsuit]

I’m an excellent matchmaker and I willnae even charge a fee for the service.

Asher/Ainslie

[cursorily]

That's good, seeing as I did not request the service.

Asher/Ainslie

[sealskinsuit]

Isn’t that crazy? You didnae even ken you needed my help and yet here I am, helping you.

She said you can choose if the promposal is public or private.

Asher/Ainslie

[cursorily]

How gracious.

Asher/Ainslie

[sealskinsuit]

Well, I offered the options.

Do you already have a date? What’s wrong?

Asher/Ainslie

[cursorily]

What if I do already have plans? what if you set poor Maya up for disappointment because you wanted to get involved?

Asher/Ainslie

[sealskinsuit]

Then that would be a huge bummer and I will have learned my lesson. But that scenario is sounding pretty hypothetical, so let’s keep it hypothetical, yeah?

Asher/Ainslie

[cursorily]

Hm.