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is anyone in the market for a muse. i'm cute, always available, and full of inspiration. if you need any references just ask lyric the bard. or maybe the ✨ode✨ that's ✨stuck in your head✨ cause it's ✨so good✨

[BRIAR]

did you have any friends in LA who weren't your girlfriend.

[BRODERICK]

you should take somebody to prom.

[your character may have caught this catchy tune. (chatgpt made it, i would never write something so complimentary about my character.)]

In the heart of the moonlight, where the shadows roam,
There's a werewolf named Bracken, he's got a beastly home.
Tall and broad, with fur so wild,
He's the head wrangler, of creatures beguiled. Bracken, oh Bracken, under the moon's soft glow,
Wrangling magical beasts, putting on a show.
With a heart so good, and a growl so gruff,
He's the werewolf wrangler, more than enough. Through the enchanted forest, with creatures untamed,
Bracken walks with courage, his reputation acclaimed.
He's got a howl that echoes, in the mystical night,
But his coworker wrote a song, to his pure delight. Bracken, oh Bracken, under the moon's soft glow,
Wrangling magical beasts, putting on a show.
With a heart so good, and a growl so gruff,
He's the werewolf wrangler, more than enough. He'll tame a griffin with a wink of his eye,
And charm a dragon, reaching for the sky.
But don't let the growls fool you, his heart is gold,
In the world of magic, his tales are told. He stands tall in the moonlight, a guardian so bold,
With a fur coat of silver, and eyes that hold.
A compliment in song, an ode so sweet,
Bracken the werewolf, can't be beat. Bracken, oh Bracken, under the moon's soft glow,
Wrangling magical beasts, putting on a show.
With a heart so good, and a growl so gruff,
He's the werewolf wrangler, more than enough. So here's to Bracken, in the magical night,
A werewolf with a spirit, full of might.
In the realm of creatures, where legends are tough,
Bracken the wrangler, more than enough.

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No, all of that sounds very reasonable. All great reasons why someone would want to go to a dance with a date.

thanks i know. next's that if you go but you don't have a date you're gonna spend the whole time worryin if everybody else you care about who's there's havin a good time cause there's nobody to distract you.

I do tend to drive myself mad worrying about others, thanks for thinking of me.

no shit you do. then we get to "wait bracken why CAN'T i go with you you, i mean you're hot and a good dancer and you probably clean up real good" and i'm glad you asked bud!!! it's cause i know i'd still get under your skin cause ~~you're~~ i can't help it and your night's supposed to be nice n fun. so like we can share a couple dances or drinks or whatever but you should go with somebody who's easy breezy for you. get a lil ✨break✨. you earned it

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Do you actually think that? That I need a break from you?

~~i KNOW you wi~~ reckon it's a "probably" if you don't make some more friends

Oh so I need more friends, now. I'm not someone capable of enjoying the people I enjoy or deciding for myself how to spend time with the people I like.

Why are you doing this?

jesus okay forget i said that bit

cause you're wound up real tight n it'd be good for you to have a nice time.

No.

I do have a nice time you idiot, I have a nice time with you. I don't know what we're doing if you don't actually think I like you or want to spend time with you.

You put an awful lot of thought into what I'd like or how so should be treated at a dance Is this you trying to tell me something Bracken?

not what i said.

that you could use a night relaxin in a way you normally don't and your chance's comin up soon. that's it

Right. Well I appreciate the work you put into trying to convince me. I'll take it under advisement.

ok. ~~did~~

For the record, I really wish you'd think better of yourself.

And if all of...this was you just trying to be a good friend, stop watching American television. Why do I need a date?

~~If you don't want to do t~~ I don't. I don't need some romantic relationship to enjoy myself with friends. Do you?

you don't NEED a date but you seem kinda like you do good having somebody to focus on n i reckon it'd make the night a lil more fun for you. and jesus bud we ain't talkin love stories, we're talkin about a date to a dance. put on by our jobs.

I don't need you to make that judgement for me Bracken. I frankly don't understand why you're so fixated on it.

Are you taking someone?

just tryin to look out for you. get you to have a lil fun.

probably not.

broken.

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Also, I know how to relax.

sometimes you gotta be reminded it's an option though.

Don't be patronizing. I was in fact, very relaxed, before ~~the guy I'm f~~ this.

I meditate. Sometimes.

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Did you really look up how debate clubs work?

are you done yet cause i don't wanna interrupt if you ain't

For now.

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