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[geminids]

is anyone in the market for a muse. i'm cute, always available, and full of inspiration. if you need any references just ask lyric the bard. or maybe the ✨ode✨ that's ✨stuck in your head✨ cause it's ✨so good✨



[BRIAR]

did you have any friends in LA who weren't your girlfriend.

[BRODERICK]

you should take somebody to prom.

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[your character may have caught this catchy tune. (chatgpt made it, i would never write something so complimentary about my character.)]

In the heart of the moonlight, where the shadows roam,
There's a werewolf named Bracken, he's got a beastly home.
Tall and broad, with fur so wild,
He's the head wrangler, of creatures beguiled. Bracken, oh Bracken, under the moon's soft glow,
Wrangling magical beasts, putting on a show.
With a heart so good, and a growl so gruff,
He's the werewolf wrangler, more than enough. Through the enchanted forest, with creatures untamed,
Bracken walks with courage, his reputation acclaimed.
He's got a howl that echoes, in the mystical night,
But his coworker wrote a song, to his pure delight. Bracken, oh Bracken, under the moon's soft glow,
Wrangling magical beasts, putting on a show.
With a heart so good, and a growl so gruff,
He's the werewolf wrangler, more than enough. He'll tame a griffin with a wink of his eye,
And charm a dragon, reaching for the sky.
But don't let the growls fool you, his heart is gold,
In the world of magic, his tales are told. He stands tall in the moonlight, a guardian so bold,
With a fur coat of silver, and eyes that hold.
A compliment in song, an ode so sweet,
Bracken the werewolf, can't be beat. Bracken, oh Bracken, under the moon's soft glow,
Wrangling magical beasts, putting on a show.
With a heart so good, and a growl so gruff,
He's the werewolf wrangler, more than enough. So here's to Bracken, in the magical night,
A werewolf with a spirit, full of might.
In the realm of creatures, where legends are tough,
Bracken the wrangler, more than enough.

Comments

[wizardjr]

Congrats on ousting Cotton Eye Joe from my brain with that tune.

[abracadavers]

Like you needed an ego boost.

[BRACKEN]
Is this your way of telling me to ask you?

[lepreconned]

I've got a pretty damn good one right now, but if you're offering. I'm always in the market.

[whywolves]

I can see why they were hired. It's so good!

[werewho]

Oh wow. Is this part one of an elaborate promposal?

[trylla]

We have a bard?

[bahbie]

I have a ✨ recorded performance ✨ from when they came by to get some carnations.

[arietids]

I heard one line and ran in the opposite direction.

[Bracken]

Yeah, a few. Some people from my old job, a few old folks from where we'd go dancing. Why?

You make some friends at that animal sanctuary?

[curiouspresence]

Ah, a classic seduction technique on their part.

[osmotheque]

What does the daily life of a muse entail? I have always wondered. Is it very romantic?

[amibousa]

Lyric the bard sounds like they need to be put out of their misery.

[burntbird]

tamin griffins and charmin dragons huh