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[two_tailed]

U̠҉̷̙ͦḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅ I̍̅̀̎̊ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ḳ̯͍̑ͦ I̍̅̀̎̊ ḑ̴̞͛̒ỉ͔͖̜͌ḑ̴̞͛̒ s̠҉͍͊ͅo̯̱̊͊͢ḿ̬̏ͤͅẹ̿͋̒̕t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ĝ̽̓̀͑ w̦̺̐̐͟r̴̨̦͕̝o̯̱̊͊͢ṇ̤͛̒̍ĝ̽̓̀͑. T̨͈͗̌ͥḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ ẹ̿͋̒̕ḿ̬̏ͤͅā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌l̙͖̑̾ͣ s̠҉͍͊ͅā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ḑ̴̞͛̒ f̵͖̜̉ͅr̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ẹ̿͋̒̕ c͕͗ͤ̕̕ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ f̵͖̜̉ͅo̯̱̊͊͢o̯̱̊͊͢ḑ̴̞͛̒ f̵͖̜̉ͅo̯̱̊͊͢r̴̨̦͕̝ ā̤̓̍͘ y҉̃̀̋̑ẹ̿͋̒̕ā̤̓̍͘r̴̨̦͕̝. N̺̻̔̆ͅo̯̱̊͊͢w̦̺̐̐͟ ẹ̿͋̒̕v͒̄ͭ̏̇ẹ̿͋̒̕r̴̨̦͕̝y҉̃̀̋̑t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ĝ̽̓̀͑ ỉ͔͖̜͌s̠҉͍͊ͅ s̠҉͍͊ͅư̡͕̭̇p̞̈͑̚͞ẹ̿͋̒̕r̴̨̦͕̝ b̬͖̏́͢r̴̨̦͕̝o̯̱̊͊͢ḳ̯͍̑ͦẹ̿͋̒̕ṇ̤͛̒̍...

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Ok MAYBE my computer is w̶̧̛͖̤̼̝̝̤̳̰̻̱̤̌͆̓̽̅̽̇̇͐͒̒͋͜͜͜ö̴͙͕̯̳̤r̵̜̲̣̅̉̊́͑k̸͙̟̎̓́́̎͑̀̚i̷̧̢͓̭͚̦̘̰̹̙̐̊͊̓̄̃́n̴̟̺̥̺̣̻̝̜̗͚̲̖̒̑̂͋̔͛͗́͐̾̌̚g̴̤̪̙̦͎̫̪̽ again. Sort of.

Comments

[normalhumanperson]

Ah. My computer began misfunctioning as well and I assumed I'd been terminated. I take it that is not the case, then?

[two_tailed]

No I think I did a bad thing. 😭

Is it asking you to solve a riddle????

[normalhumanperson]

Moral judgments on actions are best left to history; you simply set off a series of events.

[...] I'm certainly being asked a question. About a woman shooting her husband. Is this a competency test?

[jervil]

What dialect is this?

[two_tailed]

Cursed and bad :(

[jervil]

[...]

Oh.

Are you also cursed now?

[rattled]

Wow! I didn't know computers could catch curses.

[two_tailed]

Me EITHER but apparently you can get them from links.......

[rattled]

I need to keep up with what technomancers are up to these days. But I get it, pets are expensive to feed.

[geminids]

wait are you why we got the day off

[two_tailed]

UUUUmmmmmmm maybe.

[geminids]

it's a nice lil galentine's gift. thanks

[trylla]

Is the whole wifi network down because I have SO much homework to do? I skipped class yesterday to blow up a monster??

Also hey sorry but never click the links it is NEVER what they say it's going to be

[two_tailed]

No I think it's just our e-mail??? And it was my computer for a second but I fixed it somehow. Possibly. Also omg you're doing school??

I definitely learned this today :(

[trylla]

I have one semester left. I'm going to go to campus and work there today :(

Good luck with stuff

[werewho]

I bet IT is going to make us all take one of those security training classes.

[two_tailed]

Sorry :( Maybe I can convince them I'm the only one that really needs it since I did the click.

[werewho]

It's alright, mistakes happen. And it looks like your computer is really suffering the worst of it.

[desseller]

But did you at least get any free cat food?

[two_tailed]

I got NONE!!!! Just a picture of a can and the label was blurry anyways.

[desseller]

That's not fair. Your poor cat.

[lepreconned]

They should make you CEO or something, truly the greatest leader of our time. Thank you boss.

[two_tailed]

I'm swinging very wildly between being proud of myself and feeling bad 😬 Yay and also oops??

Cat E-mail Officer.

[halfnight]

I like the sad cat face. Very cute.

[two_tailed]

It is cute!!!! But also sad :( Velvet I can't believe I broke stuff so bad!!!