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U̠҉̷̙ͦḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅḿ̬̏ͤͅ I̍̅̀̎̊ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ḳ̯͍̑ͦ I̍̅̀̎̊ ḑ̴̞͛̒ỉ͔͖̜͌ḑ̴̞͛̒ s̠҉͍͊ͅo̯̱̊͊͢ḿ̬̏ͤͅẹ̿͋̒̕t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ĝ̽̓̀͑ w̦̺̐̐͟r̴̨̦͕̝o̯̱̊͊͢ṇ̤͛̒̍ĝ̽̓̀͑. T̨͈͗̌ͥḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ ẹ̿͋̒̕ḿ̬̏ͤͅā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌l̙͖̑̾ͣ s̠҉͍͊ͅā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ḑ̴̞͛̒ f̵͖̜̉ͅr̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ẹ̿͋̒̕ c͕͗ͤ̕̕ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ f̵͖̜̉ͅo̯̱̊͊͢o̯̱̊͊͢ḑ̴̞͛̒ f̵͖̜̉ͅo̯̱̊͊͢r̴̨̦͕̝ ā̤̓̍͘ y҉̃̀̋̑ẹ̿͋̒̕ā̤̓̍͘r̴̨̦͕̝. N̺̻̔̆ͅo̯̱̊͊͢w̦̺̐̐͟ ẹ̿͋̒̕v͒̄ͭ̏̇ẹ̿͋̒̕r̴̨̦͕̝y҉̃̀̋̑t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ĝ̽̓̀͑ ỉ͔͖̜͌s̠҉͍͊ͅ s̠҉͍͊ͅư̡͕̭̇p̞̈͑̚͞ẹ̿͋̒̕r̴̨̦͕̝ b̬͖̏́͢r̴̨̦͕̝o̯̱̊͊͢ḳ̯͍̑ͦẹ̿͋̒̕ṇ̤͛̒̍...

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Ok MAYBE my computer is w̶̧̛͖̤̼̝̝̤̳̰̻̱̤̌͆̓̽̅̽̇̇͐͒̒͋͜͜͜ö̴͙͕̯̳̤r̵̜̲̣̅̉̊́͑k̸͙̟̎̓́́̎͑̀̚i̷̧̢͓̭͚̦̘̰̹̙̐̊͊̓̄̃́n̴̟̺̥̺̣̻̝̜̗͚̲̖̒̑̂͋̔͛͗́͐̾̌̚g̴̤̪̙̦͎̫̪̽ again. Sort of.

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Probably. Sending a curse through a spam link to the email of an employee of the society seems pretty classic technomancer. Wonder what they wanted, though.

Oh, shit, sorry! I didn't mean anything by it. Feeding ourselves is also expensive.

You may eat at the cafeteria or order room service through the appropriate channels.

Oh! Uh, sorry again! This place is fancy, isn't it?

What're the "appropriate channels"?

The standard room service menu is still being reviewed for approval but you can use Form 21B or call because the emails are not working.

Edited (totally not me making shit up) 2024-02-13 23:44 (UTC)

There's paperwork?

Yes.

How much paperwork? Because I'm going to be real with you, Leeds, if it's more than like five questions I'm going to ignore the channels.

Oh.

It is very comprehensive with 10 questions but not all of them are compulsory.

Ah, hm. I'll try it. But what are the rules about sneaking in and stealing just a little snack?

[...] What do you eat?

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Leeds makes THE BEST food!!!!!!

Yes? What's his specialty?

[.......] Food.

A man of many talents.

What do you recommend?

Anything that he makes using stuff from his garden!!! It's super fresh and also is just like, nice that some of the stuff is from there you know?

Omg 🔪 Maybe just to give us a day off???

Oh no it's ok!!! I just like to be honest.

So you think the call's coming from inside the house?

Can you describe what sort of cat you are? Probably a pretty big one to be checking emails and typing.

Oh I thought maybe there was just a nice person out there in the world doing like... work vigilante justice or something. But [...] do you think me clicking on the link could've done something worse than just messing up my computer and also locking our e-mails??

I'm just a person right now!!! But I can be a big cat. Or a small cat. When I'm a big cat I can definitely type. OH WAIT you're new right??? Welcome, sorry I broke email.

It's not really my area of expertise, but if they didn't get any personal information out of you it's probably fine. Anyone could've accidentally clicked and we'd still be here. Anyway, I didn't foresee any disasters today.

No no, do not apologize. I love having a surprise day off from learning the ropes. I'm Dionisio, your new astrologist.

I just clicked the link after it was like: free fancy cat food for a year!!! And then it was like: Click on the cat food can to WIN and then I clicked on THAT and my computer freaked out. So all the know about me is I click on things.

I'm kind of glad my bad thing is sort of a good thing now. And wow!! Astrology!! I don't know anything about that kind of stuff except my dad's daughter's husband's sister doesn't like Pisceses.

You're doing perfectly. It was something they sent to as many emails as possible and you got there first. Bad luck.

Pisces are very sensitive, maybe too sensitive for them? But it's a more complicated art than people think.

Edited (BAD MEMORY ON THIS PLAYER) 2024-02-14 02:04 (UTC)

But would other people have been drawn to the call of free cat food for a year? :( Oh well I guess.

Maybe?? She is kind of intense so that's VERY possible. And I bet it's super complicated, I feel like most things are way more complicated than people act like they are.

Edited (I literally have no idea what's going on 90% of the time -3-) 2024-02-14 02:08 (UTC)

It was probably auto-generated based on your shopping habits. So for someone else it might be click here for a limited time discount on dog food.

It's an art form. And also a science. A few sciences. And maybe another art, too.

Ohhh, I guess that makes sense. If you were going to get trapped by an evil e-mail, what would it be offering??

That sounds REALLY complicated. Artscience.

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