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[adventuresociety]

[BRODERICK]

Dear Mr Best,

Mr Scantlebury is pleased to offer you the position of Head of Knowledge in recognition of your excellent work thus far at the Society. Please visit HR to complete some paperwork sometime today.

Congratulations, and thank you for your continued dedication.

[BRIAR]

Dear Mr Hemming,

Mr Scantlebury is pleased to offer you the position of Head Field Medic in recognition of your excellent work thus far at the Society. Please visit HR to complete some paperwork sometime today.

Congratulations, and thank you for your continued dedication.

[MOFF]

Dear Mr Mann,

Mr Scantlebury is pleased to offer you the position of Head of Action in recognition of your excellent work thus far at the Society. Please visit HR to complete some paperwork sometime today.

Congratulations, and thank you for your continued dedication.

Comments

[abracadavers]

Is this a fucking joke?
[...]
Is this a trap?

[abracadavers]

Dear Ms. Getgood,

Thank you for Mr. Scantlebury's admittedly surprising offer. I wasn't aware though not surprised that the current Head of Knowledge was no longer in their position. Was this recent?

Sincerely,
Broderick Best

[adventuresociety]

Dear Mr Best,

The former Head of Knowledge has been revealed to be 7 raccoons in a trenchc unqualified for the position, and thus we have decided to part ways with them effective this week.

Please let me know if you have any further questions. Thank you for your hard work, and please let me know as well if there is anyone you would recommend for the now-vacant Head Librarian position.

Warm regards,
Yana Getgood

[abracadavers]

Dear Ms. Getgood,

Because he was, in fact, a bag of racoons? I see, well thank you. I accept the offer and hope to schedule time to speak with Mr. Scantlebury at his earliest convenience. I have some concerns.

I think Hannah Behzadi would make an excellent Head Librarian.

Sincerely,
Broderick Best

[adventuresociety]

Dear Mr Best,

Please send me a meeting invite at your earliest convenience and I will book Mr Scantlebury in, as his schedule is fairly [...] flexible.

In the meantime, I will send an offer letter to Ms Behzadi.

Congratulations and thank you for your continued cooperation and commitment.

Sincerely,
Yana Getgood.

a week later, 2/23

[mothman]

k :-)