adventureic | (no subject)

Hello. I'm sorry ahead of time for any typos and if I meander a little. I'll do my best to catch them and myself.

First off, I'd like to apologize any of you came across a [...] wolf [...] while we were in the forest. I don't remember it myself. I'm guessing that ~~since none of you are dead or~~ no harm was done, but I didn't want to just sweep it under the rug, just in case.

~~Not that the first bit inspires confidence, but secondl~~ Secondly, I'm looking for a Personal Assistant. I'd prefer to promote within the Society. Please reach out to me if you'd like more information.

Thirdly! If you are currently without a roommate but would like one, I am working with Newton Postlethwaite to get him into more permanent accommodations. Please inquire within.

DM: MAYA

Still nothing?

TO: Cadmus Scantlebury
CC: Yana Getgood
BCC: Broderick Best, Moff Mann, Maya Rutkowski, Adzuki Yamashita, Bonaventure Best

Good morning,

I'd like to schedule an appointment with you regarding various safety issues that have become increasingly apparent over the last month.

I have tried working on these issues before escalating it to you by working and communicating with Bonaventure Best, but the results have been ~~abysm~~ ~~poor~~ [...] unsatisfactory.

I want to ensure steps are actively being made by those with the power to do so to ensure this organization gets back into tip-top shape.

Thank you,
Sharona Carter

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Oh noooo, we have to go back to Kensington Market.... Oh noooo...

Oh dear, shopping with the company credit card, how tragic!

Having a good time while doing good, oh geeeeezzzeee!

So terrible! But luckily we are both SO selfless.

We'll have to find a way to endure!

I think we can manage. For the good of our team.

Are you sure you're the steed and not the knight? You have brave and noble covered in spades.

That's my secret. I was never the steed.

I knew it.

Lancelot's got nothing on me.

It's true, and you should feel confident in saying it.

Thank you! I met him once. He was a bit of a jerk. Caused quite the kerfuffle.

You DID? Why? Tell me everything!

He was banging the king's wife. It was all very salacious. I told him that wasn't very knightly of him and he tried to drive a pike through my heart.

I'm guessing you didn't try to pike him back since the stories don't include death by Unicorn.

No, he missed. Terrible aim. Should've called him Lancealittle.

I didn't need that drama.

I feel so misled. The stories made him sound so dreamy.

That's what they want you to think. Meanwhile, one time I saw him litter.

I wonder if Humpty Dumpty js actually about him, like.

Wall (castle)
Great fall (from grace and knighthood)

All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't unboink the King's wife.

And also he littered (broken shell pieces).