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[whywolves]

Hello. I'm sorry ahead of time for any typos and if I meander a little. I'll do my best to catch them and myself.

First off, I'd like to apologize any of you came across a [...] wolf [...] while we were in the forest. I don't remember it myself. I'm guessing that since none of you are dead or no harm was done, but I didn't want to just sweep it under the rug, just in case.

Not that the first bit inspires confidence, but secondl Secondly, I'm looking for a Personal Assistant. I'd prefer to promote within the Society. Please reach out to me if you'd like more information.

Thirdly! If you are currently without a roommate but would like one, I am working with Newton Postlethwaite to get him into more permanent accommodations. Please inquire within.

DM: MAYA

Still nothing?

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TO: Cadmus Scantlebury
CC: Yana Getgood
BCC: Broderick Best, Moff Mann, Maya Rutkowski, Adzuki Yamashita, Bonaventure Best

Good morning,

I'd like to schedule an appointment with you regarding various safety issues that have become increasingly apparent over the last month.

I have tried working on these issues before escalating it to you by working and communicating with Bonaventure Best, but the results have been abysm poor [...] unsatisfactory.

I want to ensure steps are actively being made by those with the power to do so to ensure this organization gets back into tip-top shape.

Thank you,
Sharona Carter

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[adventuresociety]

Sharona,

I agree with you that the [...] happenings have been totally bogus, and Bonny Boy STILL hasn't yet given me a good reason why. I'm going to fill his office with geese.

Yana will set you up with an appointment ASAP.

C.S.

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[whywolves]

Thank you for your time!

- Sharona

[sealskinsuit]

Heads of Departments can have personal assistants??

[whywolves]

I can't speak for everyone, exactly, but I don't see why the others couldn't.

[horseboi]

I wasn't bothered by any wolves. How are you feeling?

What is Mr Postlethwaite require in terms of a roommate?

[whywolves]

Good. I'm glad for it. Did you shift as well?

I'm tired, but I'm okay.

Someone patient above all else. His situation is unique and I want to make his transition as easy as possible.

Snoop Troop

[wizardjr]

I can give him a protective amulet if you think it would help him? Does he remember anything yet?

Snoop Troop

[werewho]

I'm going to do a full examination this afternoon as long as he agrees to it.

Snoop Troop

[whywolves]

Would the Amulet protect him against his memories if they're painful memories?

I don't think so. Nothing big, anyway. He seems to accept that his name is Newton, at lease.

[sorrower]

I did not encounter any wolf. I am just sorry that happened to you all.

[whywolves]

Good! I'm glad.

I'm sorry, too.

[desseller]

I can vouch; he’s an excellent roommate, very tidy, not at all afraid of the modern toilet and its flushing any longer

[whywolves]

That's fair, actually. Sometimes they still get me. Especially the automated ones. Double especially the ones at movie theatres.

[cursorily]

[geminids]

i'd make a shit roomie. what'd he do at the last place

[whywolves]

I don't know. He's with Cyprien right now, who says he's quite pleasant.

Marona.

[werewho]

No. He's probably busy. I already ruined his weekend so he's probably just doing whatever he would have done yesterday if I hadn't given us a werewolf scare.

Marona.

[whywolves]

Or he's sleeping. I'd be sleeping if I had that kind of scare.

[trylla]

How sure are you he's actually the same Newton and not like a shell or a descendent or idk a confused shape shifter or something

[whywolves]

I'm not. I'm trusting the people who are smarter than me about these kinds of things, and they seem confident.

[jervil]

[....]




What kind of wolf?

[whywolves]

[...]

I don't know what I look like as a wolf.

Big. A wolf.

[doornails]

If I offered a spare room, how many invasive questions could I ask him per day?

[whywolves]

Zero.

Sharona

[arietids]

You feeling alright in general? I know Bracken and I didn't do much checking in this moon.

Briar

[whywolves]

I'm tired. But I'm fine. How are you?