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[whywolves]

Hello. I'm sorry ahead of time for any typos and if I meander a little. I'll do my best to catch them and myself.

First off, I'd like to apologize any of you came across a [...] wolf [...] while we were in the forest. I don't remember it myself. I'm guessing that since none of you are dead or no harm was done, but I didn't want to just sweep it under the rug, just in case.

Not that the first bit inspires confidence, but secondl Secondly, I'm looking for a Personal Assistant. I'd prefer to promote within the Society. Please reach out to me if you'd like more information.

Thirdly! If you are currently without a roommate but would like one, I am working with Newton Postlethwaite to get him into more permanent accommodations. Please inquire within.

DM: MAYA

Still nothing?

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TO: Cadmus Scantlebury
CC: Yana Getgood
BCC: Broderick Best, Moff Mann, Maya Rutkowski, Adzuki Yamashita, Bonaventure Best

Good morning,

I'd like to schedule an appointment with you regarding various safety issues that have become increasingly apparent over the last month.

I have tried working on these issues before escalating it to you by working and communicating with Bonaventure Best, but the results have been abysm poor [...] unsatisfactory.

I want to ensure steps are actively being made by those with the power to do so to ensure this organization gets back into tip-top shape.

Thank you,
Sharona Carter

Comments

Hemmings

[geminids]

i was in fur and they were drunk as hell. [...] anyways doesn't make neither of us look better if the bitten pack was all assholes and i tore em each a new one n took their territory. all those stereotypes i ranted to byron about'd turn out ✨proven✨

Hemmings

[arietids]

This when you were living as a wolf?

And yeah, we don't need to plant any negative ideas in their heads. They've got plenty on their own.

Hemmings

[geminids]

yeah

they've got so fuckin many i'm surprised they got room to remember to get dressed.

Hemmings

[arietids]

[...] Was it nice in some ways, living like that?

It's hard not to just yell at them or shake them. There are so many parts to this that we're just not eq

Hemmings

[geminids]

loved every fuckin minute of it cept the whole no music, no sex bits that made it feel like footloose.

ok but i wanna

Hemmings

[arietids]

Having a real hard time believing it ever felt like Footloose.

Same, but we have to be ✨nice✨. Unless you think we can scare them into liking themselves.

Hemmings

[geminids]

like the town BEFORE that kid shows up.

oh yeah let's just regress em that'll go great.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Still skeptical. That what you spent your nights doing? Thinking about Footloose?

[...]

I think a lot of it is just going to be time, unfortunately.

Hemmings

[geminids]

runnin, doin perimeter checks, chasing away humans who weren't on their best behavior. after a while you quit thinking like [...] idk how to explain it. all the two-legged shit.

if this place stays standing long enough

Hemmings

[arietids]

Guess I can see that. It stops being relevant.

Seriously. [...] I really don't want this place to go to shit. Finally starting to feel settled in. Do you feel like you are?

Hemmings

[geminids]

it's alright

Hemmings

[arietids]

They should put that on the brochures.

Hemmings

[geminids]

ha ha. [...] i like it more than anywhere else. even with all the weird stuff goin on. it's been we got

Hemmings

[arietids]

Yeah, the chaos is making me question things, occasionally, but [...] I'm glad we're here. We can hopefully do some good for the young wolves.

Hemmings

[geminids]

d'you remember that bar in nevada that was called like [...] two moons or mooner's or whatever

Hemmings

[arietids]

The one with that super shitty jukebox that kept getting stuck on Celine Dion songs?

Hemmings

[geminids]

the best jukebox ever yeah. sometimes i wish we could take em somewhere like there. [...] but not THERE there. cause we ain't allowed back. n also cause i don't see byron doin so hot in a cowboy bar.

Hemmings

[arietids]

I'm still iffy on like half her catalog.

There's got to be something like that in Toronto. I'll look around.

And maybe a cowboy bar would be good for Byron. I mean, probably not, but maybe.

Hemmings

[geminids]

yeah and in spite of all your flaws i accept you cause i'm selfless and good.

we can find a wolf bar anywhere[...]ish

he'd get eaten alive, i don't want his brother turnin me into a frog or something.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Selfless and good is a bit of stretch there.

I'll find some places and see what you think. Taking them on a little outing that isn't linked to the moon'd be good. But yeah, we can go anywhere now. Trying to think if there's a place I like that we aren't banned from.

I think he'd just kill you. Turning you into a frog seems like a lot of work.

Hemmings

[geminids]

tbh i just never tried going back to mose of em, it wasn't worth the fights.

ok well maybe i don't want to DIE

Hemmings

[arietids]

I went back to one or two, but yeah, only when I wanted to fight.

I'd also prefer you not die, so guess we have to keep poor Byron from those types of places.