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We can talk about work stuff now, I'm just finishing up my essay for the mission so it's basically a work day. What's on your mind?

Oh, sorry to bother you. I just submitted mine.

I just feel like I could maybe be doing more for the Department and was wondering what your thoughts were on doing a different job? I mean, obviously no worries if that's not possible.

Edited 2024-03-09 15:33 (UTC)

Don't worry about it, it's just one final proofread before submitting.

Of course we can find a different job for you. You're kind of the ideal healer to have on missions with your ability to instantly heal physical injuries. But that is really dependent on your interest to use that power. It seemed like when we were first here you weren't keen on people knowing about it.

I'm sure it's great.

Yes, well. That was mostly because I didn't want anyone to know I was a unicorn. But now everyone knows and nobody's tried to kill me yet, so. You know. I'd like to help.

Also, if I can be frank for a moment? Beatrice scares me.

I'm very glad to hear that there haven't been any attempted murders.

There's definitely an extra level of concern now that we know she's stolen someone's body too. But I don't have any means to do anything about that.

We could call you a field medic if you specifically want to focus on healing people on missions. Or we could change your title to something more like healer? In either case you won't be a 'therapist' any longer so we can have you directly report to me.

It's a bit of a relief, to be quite honest! I mean, someone might still try but at least I feel like I have a few people here who'd watch my back.

I know. It's extremely upsetting. I wish my powers applied to demonic possession, but unfortunately that's beyond my capabilities.

If I could be a Healer, I could also cure any diseases people suffer from here in between missions. I'll defer to whatever you decide, though. I would love to report to you directly. I am loyal to you.

Yes, of course, we wouldn't be ok with it.

And, based on the injuries from the IWD weapons you could probably heal many of those things much more instantly than I could. Which is probably helpful if there's an increase of sparring because of those gifts.

[...] Thank you for your loyalty.

Thank you. I feel like I'm in good hands.

Those are no problem for me. I won't let you down.

Of course! That's a unicorn promise.

Why don't you come to my office Monday morning and we'll get the paperwork ready to change your job title?

[...] Is that just a phrase? Or is there magic involved in a unicorn promise?

I will, thank you very much!

It means I will devote myself to you and do your bidding. You know, normal unicorn stuff.

Are there any culutral norms to thank you for this [...] devotion that I might not be aware of?

Not really, no? I don't think you'd ask me to perform evil tasks for you, or kill me, so we're good.

No, I definitely wouldn't do either of those things.

In any case, thank you.

You're welcome.

Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you.

Obviously. I already had an invitation, babe. I go sometimes, these people never get the concept so I have to pave the way you know?

You want to be my date?

If you'd be amenable to it! I know you must be swimming in options. I would also be open to a poly-dating situation if that sweetens the deal any.

They're never really options, when you're the best of them all ;)

And really. Is that because you have your eye on someone?

Well, thank you.

And no, I never considered anyone else. You're the best of the best! But perhaps you'd like 10 hotties on your arm, or something.

Stop flattering me, I'm already a done deal. But keep flattering me, actually.

We could absolutely do that, you want those hotties hanging off of your well tailored arm Hy? They'll take the picture and have to Where's Waldo us.

We'll have to pick hotties with an eye for photography, in that case.

Or your fit will have to be eye catching. What are you thinking?

To match you, of course.

Cosmic Camp is basically my default look.

They absofuckinglutely decided it with you in mind. Robot Space Unicorn?

I'm doing Bowie. I mean obviously I'm doing Bowie. So if you can match to something Ziggy Stardust inspire my love, let's do it.

Oooooh, maybe! Something glittery and/or shiny.

What if I did the Man Who Sold the World silk dress and tall boots look?

Either that, or I could go as an actual space unicorn that you ride in on and really make an entrance?

Un, why not both??? Could ride in on a robot unicorn and then you transform into Man Who Sold the World. Zendaya can get in line.

Done and done! What's the point in being a shapeshifter if I can't show off for dramatic effect?

You are the moment Hyacinth. Fuck them wizards.

They have to buy me dinner first.

And me too please, as your date. It's only fair.

I'll include that in the contract.

Woah, you're being so responsible. Can the consequences of breaking the contract be a swagless life?

They're already swagless if they're out here breaking contracts.

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