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[doornails]

Does anyone know where Mr. Best (the eldest) has run off to? I thought for sure we were going to get a truly in depth and elucidating interview today, but he must have sensed that my journalistic instincts were feeling particularly sharp and slipped out. I even checked behind the filing cabinets

He didn't even finish his tea :(

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[geminids]

that's a connection. [...] everything's weird here but if you don't think this is weird then i won't. all i know about your daddy's that he's not too keen on me n he can't take a punch.

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[abracadavers]

This isn't out of the ordinary for his behaviour, and there wasn't a chance he was going to stick around after his lowly son who outranks him, hit him. I'm sure he's fine. [...] Byron and I are going to have a look at his things, but like I said, we'll unfortunately be hearing from him soon.

He's not keen on anyone, if he especially dislikes you that means you're probably a saint.

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[geminids]

saint's pushing it

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[abracadavers]

I think you can be pretty good. On occasion.

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[geminids]

sure but he ain't the right motivation.

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[abracadavers]

It's amazing how I am very much not talking about him right now.

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[geminids]

distractin the other person with horniness's kinda my thing. i wasn't prepared.

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[abracadavers]

You've been rubbing off on me.

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[geminids]

part of the whole distraction thing 🙂

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[abracadavers]

Distracting me from what exactly?

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[geminids]

anything n everything but you didn't acknowledge my joke about jerkin off. it was good.

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[abracadavers]

Didn't want to encourage it in case you thought you had a future in comedy.

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[geminids]

wow then maybe it was from you being mean to me.

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[abracadavers]

You like me mean.

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[geminids]

turns out i like you most anyway i can get. [...] cept when you're like "hey bracken there's a neat thing i'm gonna show you but first we're gonna go in this giant thing of water where you ain't gonna be able to see the bottom."

anyways don't you have a mystery to solve, shaggy

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[abracadavers]

That's what the boat was for and you survived.

I am not Shaggy.

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[geminids]

it was dicey.

you're right, i seen you in your li glasses velma.

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[abracadavers]

I wouldn't have let anything happen to you.

I'm not sure I can make the skirt work, but you're god damn right.