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As an update: the arcade game that vanished has been located in the Archives where it will be closely monitored. Unfortunately, we weren't able to get your money back.

The Knowledge Department encourages you not to trust suspicious (and probably nefarious) pixelated fortune-tellers with your future. Though I'm also obligated to say that divination is a ~~"legitimate"~~ legitimate magical practice and that if you have questions you can visit ~~Grego~~ Gregory. Personally, I think you can trust yourselves best.

Now. Who the hell belongs to these cats?

[NEM]

Elliott got back to me and confirmed that Yana, Jameson and Hippolyta left QF with Cadmus and have been around since the start. He also confirmed that Yana is a shapeshifter...not that this is a surprise to any of us.

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I'm not sure. They're very cute and I feel like this is a trap. No one else has any kittens following them?

Edited (link ic) 2024-04-17 00:33 (UTC)

holy fuck

Edited 2024-04-17 00:40 (UTC)

More like little devils.

take that back. they're just babies. and they found a dad, which like

congrats

d'you want tips

Edited 2024-04-17 00:48 (UTC)

I'm not their...cat dad. They can't have just appeared like this.

No, because they must belong to someone who isn't me. [...] They do seem hungry.

that's how kittens work. ain't no time or space or spacetime that'll hold em in.

ok so usually kids're into shit like chicken nuggets and mac n cheese.

Edited (he's an asshole, sorry ) 2024-04-17 00:56 (UTC)

Well that just sounds like a horror movie.

I'm not asking about your diet. At the house there are strays, but they're pretty self sufficient, these ones are staring at me with enormous eyes.

that's brook's, mine's got more blue steak.

the only reason i ain't running to you right now's that our jackalope fell asleep in my lap n i've got a heart.

Not waffles?

I've got a heart too. So much so that I'm not even moving right now in case the one on my shoulder wakes up (and decides to claw my face). [...] Fuck they're climbing the shelves, they have no sense of personal safety!