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[abracadavers]

As an update: the arcade game that vanished has been located in the Archives where it will be closely monitored. Unfortunately, we weren't able to get your money back.

The Knowledge Department encourages you not to trust suspicious (and probably nefarious) pixelated fortune-tellers with your future. Though I'm also obligated to say that divination is a "legitimate" legitimate magical practice and that if you have questions you can visit Grego Gregory. Personally, I think you can trust yourselves best.


Now. Who the hell belongs to these cats?

[NEM]

Elliott got back to me and confirmed that Yana, Jameson and Hippolyta left QF with Cadmus and have been around since the start. He also confirmed that Yana is a shapeshifter...not that this is a surprise to any of us.

Comments

[wizardjr]

It wasn't a very fun game anyway.

What cats?

[NEM]
It's probably good that someone from outside the Society knows what happened to us, if anything does... not that it will.

[abracadavers]

Agreed. It was obviously designed to stir up trouble and make people question themselves.

The dozen cats following me around. Are you not seeing cats elsewhere?

[NEM]
It won't. But you're not wrong.

[wizardjr]

All it told me was "uh oh".

No??? Are you hallucinating?

[NEM]
Maybe we can get Xander and co on standby, since we're helping his desire to see Cadmus cease and desist.

[cursorily]

Why would you get your money back? Did you not get what you paid for?

[abracadavers]

Hustling all of us with that nonsense? Obviously I want everyone to get their money back.

[cursorily]

Yikes, that bad, huh?

[geminids]

is blooper there

[abracadavers]

No. Did these escape from the yard? They're [...] they're using my desk as a scratching post, god damnit.

[geminids]

then nah i don't belong to any of em. what kind of kitties are they.

[werewho]

Did you get a fortune?

I can't claim any cats.

[NEM]
At least it confirms who we shouldn't be taking meetings alone with.

[abracadavers]

I did. You?

Well unless someone comes forward, you could.

[NEM]
Has anyone noticed anything off with Jameson or Hippolyta?

[werewho]

No, I was very strongly warned against it.

I'm sure they must belong to someone.

[NEM]
Nothing has seemed very out of the ordinary for me. I was hoping this was only going to be a Cadmus and Yana problem rather than it being more widespread. At least Siberee isn't involved.

[osmotheque]

Oh, is that what it was doing?

[NEM]
It does make one curious as to how accurate her copies are? It is just broad strokes of us or does she get the trappings too? The magic and the abilities or just the shape.

NEM

[geminids]

she texted me with good grammar it was weird

NEM

[osmotheque]

That could just be poor acting skills.

[two_tailed]

Do you want me to see if they're sketchy??? (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)

[abracadavers]

Yes, good idea. Thank you. I haven't ruled out racoon mafia related politics.

[two_tailed]

Omg if they're behind this I WILL find out that's unacceptable. From the pic at least they're clearly not raccoons in cat costumes or something. But also I feel like you know enough to tell a raccoon in a cat costume since you're smart, so.

Anyways yeah I'll totally ask them what's up.

[horseboi]

Good. It had bad vibes.

[NEM]
I once met Hippolyta at a Seelie jamboree. I don't think she's evil, just an atrocious interior designer.

[abracadavers]

Exactly.

[NEM]
You don't think those two things can go hand in hand?

[horseboi]

It told me to "keep trying" as though I haven't been trying since gods-know-when.

[NEM]
I mean, it's possible, but in her case, I think she tries really hard to do a good job, but she just sucks at it? They kicked her out of the event I was at because she charmed the walls so that they were made of live slugs, then was upset when the Princess hated it and threw up all over the Queen's dress.

[jervil]

The only cat I belong to is Adzuki.

[abracadavers]

Oh, that's great Leeds. I didn't you realize you two were together.

[jervil]

[two_tailed]

🥰 Imo EVERYONE should belong to a cat and also I feel like it's sort of inevitable.