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[abracadavers]

As an update: the arcade game that vanished has been located in the Archives where it will be closely monitored. Unfortunately, we weren't able to get your money back.

The Knowledge Department encourages you not to trust suspicious (and probably nefarious) pixelated fortune-tellers with your future. Though I'm also obligated to say that divination is a "legitimate" legitimate magical practice and that if you have questions you can visit Grego Gregory. Personally, I think you can trust yourselves best.


Now. Who the hell belongs to these cats?

[NEM]

Elliott got back to me and confirmed that Yana, Jameson and Hippolyta left QF with Cadmus and have been around since the start. He also confirmed that Yana is a shapeshifter...not that this is a surprise to any of us.

Comments

[abracadavers]

I'm not supposed to say that art is their only real purpose, so I didn't.

No, they just...everything needs a name. I can't call the tabby "cat" when it's chewing on the wires, they'll have an identity crisis. There's 12 of them!

[werewho]

Oh, ok, then we will continue to not say that.

I would like to know the other names, please.

[abracadavers]

Victor Hugo. Ursula K Le Guin. Kafka. Virginia Woolf. Steinbeck. Maya Angelou. Dostoyevsky. James Joyce. William Butler Yeats. Oscar Wilde. T.S Eliot. and Bruce, of course.

[werewho]

Of course, Bruce, couldn't be forgotten.

[abracadavers]

He's incredibly charming, there was no other name I could choose.

[werewho]

I think we know which one you're most likely to keep.

maya.

[geminids]

tell him to keep all 12 i want access to 12 kittens

braya.

[werewho]

Aye, aye, captain.

braya.

[geminids]

thanks you're a real bro

braya.

[werewho]

Anything to ensure you get access to 12 more kittens.

braya.

[geminids]

i just really think that 13 kitties in all's what i've been missing all this time y'know

braya.

[werewho]

Clearly just feels like the right number. Has blooper met them yet? That feels like an important step.

braya.

[geminids]

nah but he probably will tonight seein as he does whatever the fuck he wants n most days "whatever the fuck he wants"'s to blip into broderick's apartment all "hey i'm hungry for the better food, the shit you left me's boring n dry"

braya.

[werewho]

Wow has blooper already hit their teenage years?

braya.

[geminids]

more like his princess ones. why get food anywhere when he knows who bought those lil cans from the fancy store cause the two-legged guy's a fuckin sucker????

braya.

[werewho]

Oh no, Blooper knows who the weak link is.

[abracadavers]

William Butler Yeats seems sensitive though.

[werewho]

They did all choose you. Maybe it’s only fair to keep them all.

[abracadavers]

Christ. I really am the Captain Von Trapp of wizards.

[werewho]

They are going to be so excited to stay.

[abracadavers]

They can't though, there's no way I have the space or the ability to care for a dozen kittens. [...] I'll see about bringing them to the farmhouse.

[werewho]

I feel like you might be able to get an assistant to help with caring for them.

[abracadavers]

Oh do you? What has he said?

[werewho]

Direct quote: "tell him to keep all 12 i want access to 12 kittens"

[abracadavers]

What a dickhead.