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[abracadavers]

As an update: the arcade game that vanished has been located in the Archives where it will be closely monitored. Unfortunately, we weren't able to get your money back.

The Knowledge Department encourages you not to trust suspicious (and probably nefarious) pixelated fortune-tellers with your future. Though I'm also obligated to say that divination is a "legitimate" legitimate magical practice and that if you have questions you can visit Grego Gregory. Personally, I think you can trust yourselves best.


Now. Who the hell belongs to these cats?

[NEM]

Elliott got back to me and confirmed that Yana, Jameson and Hippolyta left QF with Cadmus and have been around since the start. He also confirmed that Yana is a shapeshifter...not that this is a surprise to any of us.

Comments

NEM

[cursorily]

Really looking forward to our meetings, then.

NEM

[abracadavers]

So am I.

NEM

[cursorily]

Will the cats be accompanying us?

NEM

[abracadavers]

Fuck. No, it's not safe. [...] They're very attached though, I'm worried I accidentally spelled myself or something.

I'll leave them with Bracken.

NEM

[cursorily]

A regular pied piper, you are.

[...] I'm sure they're lovely and I'd like to meet them, but they can't come to my apartment. If they're still following you so intently and you need to stop by.

NEM

[abracadavers]

Why is that? Are you allergic?

NEM

[cursorily]

I don't want them to eat my fish.

NEM

[abracadavers]

They wouldn't do that. They're very well behaved [...] now.

NEM

[cursorily]

Broderick, they're cats. And he's a fish.

NEM

[abracadavers]

They're my cats. [...] Fuck.

[geminids]

NEM

[cursorily]

Aww.

NEM

[abracadavers]

Shut up.

NEM

[cursorily]

Congratulations, cat dad.

NEM

[abracadavers]

Better than a fish dad. Fish Father?

NEM

[geminids]

codfather c'mon

NEM

[abracadavers]

Thanks, babe. Knew you'd have one ready.

NEM

[cursorily]

Excuse you, there is no need to insult Mulligan in all this.

NEM

[abracadavers]

Crying hard enough to fill his tank, I'm sure.

I'm sorry Mulligan.

NEM

[cursorily]

He doesn't have a tank. He floats around in his water bubble because he's a champion.

Thank you.

NEM

[abracadavers]

With his name and everything was this an eye of the tiger, second chance Rocky II situation?

NEM

[cursorily]

He came with the name already and has not opted to open up about every aspect of his life to me, a decision I respect.

NEM

[abracadavers]

That's sweet. A man and his fish and the beautiful friendship they forge as trust is built along the way. To the Rocky theme song.

NEM

[cursorily]

Which is why I don't want him eaten by a cat.

Re: NEM

[abracadavers]

He wouldn't be eaten by a cat, and I'm offended you'd suggest otherwise.

But fine. I'll steer clear of your room.