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[abracadavers]

As an update: the arcade game that vanished has been located in the Archives where it will be closely monitored. Unfortunately, we weren't able to get your money back.

The Knowledge Department encourages you not to trust suspicious (and probably nefarious) pixelated fortune-tellers with your future. Though I'm also obligated to say that divination is a "legitimate" legitimate magical practice and that if you have questions you can visit Grego Gregory. Personally, I think you can trust yourselves best.


Now. Who the hell belongs to these cats?

[NEM]

Elliott got back to me and confirmed that Yana, Jameson and Hippolyta left QF with Cadmus and have been around since the start. He also confirmed that Yana is a shapeshifter...not that this is a surprise to any of us.

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[geminids]

i know right. good thing we ain't in charge. [...] idk how to frame "my boyfriend wants to know if you want a cat" though

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[abracadavers]

Oh. Well, you don't have to mention me at all. You can just say we found a bunch of kittens at work and want to make sure they go to good homes.

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[geminids]

ok that's easier.



like they know about you though

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[abracadavers]

Bracken it's fine. It would be fine even if they didn't.

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[geminids]

[...] ok. i ain't been

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[abracadavers]

You'll ask then?

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[geminids]

yeah i'll talk to francine n grant. see what they say.
real nice of you

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[abracadavers]

I mean there's no way I can take care of a dozen cats, and a kid should have a pet. Brook deserves something this cute.

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[geminids]

so you're gonna take care of 11??

i want you to meet my the whole [...] everybody, just datin complicates it and i don't want to do it wrong. i'm trying to do everything good or at least like good as i can.

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[abracadavers]

I don't know. I feel like we can still find good homes for a few more.

Bracken, I meant it when I said it was fine. I'd be happy to meet them when or if you're ready for me to. And if you aren't I understand that too. This is your family, your daughter, and we've only just started dating. You're doing great.

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[geminids]

if blooper bonds fast with one i might take it in. so 10.

i know but you're important to me too you fuck

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[abracadavers]

Given how much time we spend together, that's still 11.

Okay.

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[geminids]

ok

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[abracadavers]

Sorry, have I not made it clear that you're important to me too?

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[geminids]

just normally i get a novel to read. one word sounds mad or something.

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[abracadavers]

No, I was just having a feeling about it. You like me.

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[geminids]

and we're surprised

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[abracadavers]

A lot, apparently. You fuck.

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[geminids]

"you fuck" wow. rude.

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[abracadavers]

I think it's a more perfect and appropriate term of endearment for us.

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[geminids]

just the right amount of romance for everybody else.

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[abracadavers]

You going to come over here and snog me a little already? Romance is going to be difficult with 12 cats.

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[geminids]

it's cute how you're all "12 cats" and "they ain't mine" and "why would i try to find em homes that's bullshit"

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[abracadavers]

I can have 12 hours to flip flop, you try having those big eyes look up at you while they fight for the best place on your lap.

I can't take care of them here Bracken.

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[geminids]

why not.